The comedic geniuses behind the KCS Cougar YouTube Channel are at it again! And this time, it's with a hilarious—and hilariously vulgar—parody of the Real Housewives of New York reunion special. Get ready to laugh—the video is inside.

We've told you about American Apparel's photo-based hiring standards, its anti-uglies internal policies, and its "natural" employee grooming standards. Yesterday, the company issued a statement defending itself. Well then. Time for AA employees to spill some dirt for you.

In honor of the release of his book, Delivering Happiness, Tony Hsieh shot a video explaining why Zappos has become a successful business model.

The 16-year-old almost lost at sea is speaking out: "I think that a lot of people are judging me by the standards they have for their teens...and thinking 'she's exactly like them.' They don't understand." Spoken like a typical teen.

By this afternoon, the UPS guy should have delivered each of you your pre-ordered copies of Glenn Beck's exciting new novel, The Overton Window, a scary-looking "faction" thriller. You've already bought it, but still, how are the reviews?

The Fantastic Roadtrip-a-Matic is 20 ready-to-ride roadtrips, steeped in everything from hiking and biking, to backroads and underground railroads, to foodies and photogenic elk. Fantastic! Even more fantastic? A chance to win a stay at one of PA's swankiest hotels.

When asked about the insensitivity in her act, Griffin admitted culpability for the sake of humor. This sentiment was not shared by Elisabeth Hasselbeck as she launched into a passive-agressive fight with Griffin who simply remained "cool."

While the Insane Clown Posse are probably best known for their brand of horrorcore style rap lyrics and minuscule stints in the pro-wrestling circuit, they've recently shown off their softer, more spiritual side with their video for their single "Miracles."

A rodent expert says "jumpy" subway riders "can fall off platforms when surprised by rats."

These Russian guys look super plastered. Maybe, they're bodies have been taken by evil spirits. Or, they could just be abstract performance artists...either way, it makes for good entertainment.

On the premiere of TLC's Food Buddha, Chef Rodelio Aglibot orders "OOE" (One of Everything) on the menu at three New Orleans restaurants. Watch for the chefs' astonishment and the sheer size of cream-covered fried dishes that are served. Mmm...

We could definitely laugh at Danielle's claim that she was doing it for the empowerment of women. We could also laugh at Kim's failed attempt to do anything remotely sexual or athletic on the pole.

On last night's episode we saw two people leave. One physically left the show, the other finally cut the tether to the real, rational world and floated up into the New Jersey sky and almost disappeared. Almost.

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Joy Behar talked about how she loves having hookers on her show and sung a little ditty about Spitzer's fondness for them as well.

In your odd Tuesday media column: a NYT Magazine freelancer's desperately seeking Wikipedia help, Eliot Spitzer's coming to CNN, an age bias suit against a NYC TV station, and Mike Bloomberg saves the media, no problem.

Weird Florida billionaire and Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene has released what appears to be one of the more focus-grouped campaign ads in recent memory: this mess, which says the word "jobs" over and over for a fierce half-minute.

AT&T's pre-ordering system for the new iPhone collapsed, leading to online errors and long store waits. One glitch even exposed customers' data to strangers. The forthcoming iPhone riots will only make the incrementally improved shiny device hotter. [Gizmodo, Pic]

Sure the Cake Boss makes "great" cakes, but can he joust? Of course he can, but can he do it well? Not really, as evidenced by this hilarious scene, at Medieval Times of all places.

Warren the Ape, beloved character from the short-lived Greg the Bunny series, transformed into a leading man when his new series debuted. The show is so entertaining that you'll forget that you're watching the same network that airs Jersey Shore.

[Jennifer Garner and her foot-stamping daughter, Violet Affleck, carry shopping bags in Santa Monica. Image via Flynet Pictures.]