Ricky Gervais has the perfect role on Curb, Craig Ferguson will host Shark Week, Piers Morgan may replace Larry King, a second Home Shopping Network, hear Devo's new album, and the first photo from Mad Men's fourth season.

Our favorite almost-nude-posing babydaddy Levi Johnston and our least favorite teenage mom turned abstinence advocate Bristol Palin are supposedly a couple again. We're a little dubious, mostly because we want so much more for our beloved Levi. [Us, photo]

Last night, Stephen Colbert opened the Report with a funny-as-hell segment about the United States' strained relationship with England due to BP's oil spill—and he brought up the World Cup match as often as possible, natch. Video inside.

Somehow it doesn't seem like this video will fill the void that Breaking Bad fans are looking for. This Funny or Die video stylizes the show to be an ABC sitcom. If you're shuddering, you're not alone.

A crazed French Canadian media tycoon named Pierre Karl Péladeau is trying to make himself the Canadian Rupert Murdoch. His scarily named Quebecor corporation announced today that it is launching a cable news network based on Fox News.

A woman from Surprise, Arizona was "sick of her children" and asked police to take them so she could "have fun and play." Wish granted: Her children are in protective custody, and she is in jail. [AP, via, photo]

Rhett & Link, America's only tolerable creators of advertisements, put a positive spin in repo men: spend your money on TV, above-ground pools, and bacon, instead of car payments, then have your car taken away absolutely free! We're smiling. [Adfreak]

Because of the desert conditions in Afghanistan, hook-and-pile tape (more commonly known as Velcro) on soldiers' uniforms is falling apart. The replacement for the malfunctioning technology? Good, old-fashioned buttons. If only the rest of the situation were so easily fixed.

TONIGHT: It's the return of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List and the premiere of the new Bravo reality show Double Exposure. Plus, new America's Got Talent, Deadliest Catch and Game 6 of the NBA Finals.

Whoa, last night's episode of True Beauty was either pure genius or ridiculous. Contestants had to speak to people about Las Vegas on the street and a focus group judged their interview skills while contestants watched behind a mirrored window.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joy Behar sings a song about Eliot Spitzer, Kathy Griffin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck passive-aggressively fight, the The Hard Times for social outcasts, and Warren the Ape is fantastic despite the fact that it's aired on MTV.

Congratulations to televisionarie for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

The Way We Live Now: Cashing out. While we can. Take the dollars, or the pennies on the dollar, and be happy. Cut your losses. Follow Ralph Lauren's lead! Loot the museums! Call in sick! Run for the golden horizon!

God has been terribly angry over the last 24 hours, lightning-wise. First He destroyed his son, the Giant Jesus of Ohio. Now another lightning bolt has "struck the ship capturing oil from [the] blown-out BP well." C'mon, God. [AP]

Tummy aches, aliens, and hippos... just a few of the things this Dude faces in his fight against the unforgiving forces of the desert. Will he survive? Watch this parody of Man Vs. Wild to find out!

Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. "Andy" Cohen is presiding.

On last night's episode, it was inspiring to see how calmly Matt talked about his sickness and impending death, yet absolutely heartbreaking to see his collapse at the end of the episode, as his shocked family fumbled to help him.

Finally, someone takes the bait on Al and Tipper Gore's divorce by starting an adultery rumor: Star says Inconvenient Truth producer Laurie David—also the cheating ex-wife of Seinfeld creator Larry David—"went from friends to lovers" with Al.

AT&T did it again. After exposing private data on more than 114,000 iPad 3G customers, Apple's cellular partner has inadvertently shared iPhone account data amid a flood of pre-orders. And a customer sent us screenshots to prove it.

Personal injury lawyer Andrew Smiley runs an ad every Tuesday on NY1 that is meant as a business-bolstering public service announcement. He calls it "Did You Know Tuesday." Unfortunately his spot got hijacked with a stealthily naughty message.