Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green's second engagement is off to a rocky start. Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus get new tattoos. Farrah Fawcett's ghost barges in on Tori Spelling's psychic reading. Thursday gossip has no manners.

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The artist who designed the original, highly-flammable "Touchdown Jesus" statue that was struck by lightning and burned to the ground this week in Ohio, wants to help design a replacement. The church says the new one will look different. [AP]

Convicted Utah killer Ronnie Lee Gardner, who asked to be executed by a firing squad, has made an unsuccessful attempt to have his sentence commuted and is scheduled to be shot at 12:01 am tomorrow.

Who: One of the most famous waifs of the '90s, Flockhart is best known for playing the underfed title character on madcap lawyer dramedy Ally McBeal, and for her longtime relationship with aged hunk Harrison Ford, whom she just married.

President Obama's Tuesday night speech should have been dumbed down for Americans, says a Texas-based language analyst.

[Multinational oil giant BP's share price is up 9.8% in early trading on the London FTSE, a day after the company agreed to set up a $20 billion escrow account for Gulf oil spill victims. Dow Jones; image via AP]

Almost 24 years later, rampaging college professor Amy Bishop has been indicted for shooting her brother in the chest with a shotgun. The killing was originally declared accidental, after Bishop claimed she was trying to unload the shotgun. [Boston Globe]

What's the worst case scenario for the BP oil spill? How about the horrifying possibility of leaks in the pipe below the sea floor—leaks that could open up a "gusher... directly into the oil deposit"?

Hayabusa, a Japanese spacecraft containing material from a moving asteroid, re-entered the atmosphere this week, putting on an amazing light show after ejecting its cargo to parachute safely into the Australian Outback. Click through for video of the explosion.

Apple says it had 600,000 orders for the iPhone 4 on its first day. Hope they had enough paper!

Luxury mattress makers E.S. Kluft sell a $33,000 mattress called the Palais Royale. It will probably not make you sleep that much better than an $800 mattress from Sleepy's. So how do they justify charging that much?

A German student threw a dog at a bunch of bikers in Munich before stealing a bulldozer and driving away. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," says a police spokesman. [BBC]

[Obama met with BP executives at the White House earlier this evening, after spending the past 58 days playing golf and hanging out with Bono.] (via White House Flickr)

Blues music is built on shattered dreams and broken hearts. This is why someone must make Cablevision CEO Jimmy Dolan happy ASAP. It's the only way he'll stop recording terrible vanity blues albums!

No one knows if Perez Hilton will go to jail for tweeting pictures of underage Miley Cyrus'... "Hannah Montana." But he is losing advertisers: The View has pulled their banner ads because of "the morality of the issue." [MSNBC]

Scandal! Republican operatives have obtained Barack Obama's personal planner and leaked it in a new attack ad. It appears that the only thing Obama did during the oil spills' 58 days was hang out with celebrities and golf!

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart got married yesterday after 9 years together. 'Bout time!

Daniel Tosh illustrates his plan for The Price is Right, should he ever get on the show.

Bill O'Reilly and his "culture warriors" discussed the Internet's police brutality video du jour: the Seattle jaywalking punch-out. Rather surprisingly, all three came down on the side of the woman who was punched by the cop.