Keith Olbermann has maintained a blog on Daily Kos for a while, where he usually just dumps "Special Comment" transcripts for his fans. But one random commenter was mean to him yesterday so he is leaving the site! Incredible.

Daily Profile: Calista Flockhart

Tony Hayward had barely said two words before a woman whose face and hands were smeared black to resemble oil began shouting in protest. She was forcibly removed and the hearing continued.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save Padma and her gestational breasts!

Former Party of Five star Jeremy London was kidnapped while changing his tire in Palm Springs. Two men held him at gun point, made him do drugs, and then distribute alcohol in a "gang area." He later escaped. Crazy!

After her husband's WoW addiction begins to wear on her, this woman decides to delete all of his level 80 characters while he's making a run to the store. When he finds out, he goes completely mental.

Texas Rep. Joe Barton, who's more or less an employee of the oil industry, delivered an incredible statement to comical BP CEO Tony Hayward this morning, apologizing for the White House's $20 billion dollar "shakedown" fund.

Arizona spent $1.25 million to build 41 bridges over a busy mountain road to keep squirrels from harm. Sure, there aren't many Mount Graham red squirrels, but only five die on the road each year! Arizona: hates Mexicans, loves rodents.

Last night, Stephen puzzled over the ban of the word "tweet" by the New York Times, and offered incentive for retweeting something of his. Click here, retweet, and Comedy Central will donate a dollar to gulf relief.

Finally! An expert on what to do should you find yourself enjoying a lovely game of golf but, lo and behold, there's a dead bear/snake/goose in front of you ball!

The beloved comedienne was on Joy Behar's Headline News program on Monday night (we missed it, shockingly) and, while talking about famous geigh Rock Hudson, basically let slip that old-timey actor Cary Grant had a touch of pink too. Duh.

Welcome to a new weekly feature in which you can ask Arthur Kade literally any question that you'd like—and he'll answer it! So, what qualifies him to answer your douche-related questions?

All of them have talked about it, and yet America is still dependent on foreign oil. From the looks of this clip, we'll probably stay that way for another 8 Presidents.

Watch this parrot creepily copy its owner's bizarre noises.

She also doesn't know who the daddy is. It could be this singer or maybe four other dudes. This actor is boozing too, but it's because no one will watch any of his shows. Different problems, same poison.

[Cameron Diaz and Lil' Tommy attend the "True Lies" "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" "Killers" "Knight and Day" premiere in Spain; image via Splash]

If this pair of tots are already arguing like this at the tender age of four, who knows what they'll be like when they've been married for fifty years.

Neon green is everyone's color. The new Diesel X-Ray watch collection features transparent neon-green sections that reveal the innards of each style. Rock one, and you'd better be prepared to respond to, "Dude, wheredja get that watch?" a million times a day.

Here's a very brief teaser trailer for the upcoming live-action/animation hybrid movie The Smurfs, based on the totally smurfy cartoon series from 198smurf. It mostly stars Michael Musto and looks... well, appropriately dated.

Yet another rich old woman has left her wealth to her pooch. Judging by these photos, looks like the money will go towards the animal's eclectic (and awesome) wardrobe and lifestyle.