Longtime Vogue publisher Tom Florio is leaving after 25 years at parent company Condé Nast.

...because the rest of the show is awful. The 75% of the show that didn't include Betty White was so atrocious that it was almost a physical challenge to resist the urge to change the channel. Oh yeah. That bad.

[Gossip Girl star Michelle Trachtenberg gets her nails done. Emmy Rossum accompanied her to the nail salon, apparently realizing that two B-listers equals one A-list photo op. Image via WENN.]

Maybe it was the Soulja Boy song in the background that distracted this athlete. Whatever it was, he sure won't be headed to the Olympics any time soon.

John Goodman has lost a lot of weight recently and looks great, but check out seventies Goodman! Letterman shows us a young Goodman who was just getting his start in commercials while living in New York.

An email with a long list of recipients can be an easy way to accomplish tasks by electronic committee. It can also be an infuriating way to gum up your inbox for days. Let's set some ground rules.

While Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li was ignored by movie-goers, the stellar performance by Chris Klein has been immortalized in this YouTube remix. You can tell he loves his job.

John Boehner and fellow Republicans are, naturally, furious at freaking Rep. Joe Barton for apologizing to BP earlier this morning, at the beginning of Tony Hayward's hearing. Why did he do that? He could lose his fancy committee seat!

Page Six is flogging a rumor that America's Got Talent judge (and actual journalist) Piers Morgan will take over for CNN's ratings-plagued Larry King in October. We really want the guy to retire, but can't we do better than Piers?

Dancing babies, aren't they the greatest? This kid takes it to a new level, complete with table top groovy hip shaking and Elvis style finger pointing. All set to salsa music. Sweet dance moves? Check. Potty Training? Pending.

The founding editor of the Wall Street Journal's glossy lifestyle magazine has flown the coop. The newspaper is making kindly noises about the departure, but we hear the editor, Tina Gaudoin, has wanted out since at least last summer.

Reid Stowe, a peculiar man with a peculiar website has been at sea since April 21, 2007. But today he will finally dock in Manhattan—and meet his two-year-old son for the first time! Don't get any ideas, Abby Sunderland.

Last night's Tosh.0 was filled with viral goodness. The boob-slapping DJ served as inspiration for an all-boob drum set played by Tommy Lee. Next he visits Jennifer, who was made famous on YouTube by a video made nine years ago.

Samsung says Lisette Lee, the Beverly Hills woman caught with 500 lbs. of marijuana on her Gulfstream jet, is lying about being an heiress to their fortune. Hollywood acquaintances say she's been calling herself one for years.

Is your poop lacking classification? Because the Doctors are ready to tell you exactly what each type of poo means about you. They've got your floaters, pebbles, and lava (?) covered.

America's Got Talent featured a cook/waitress couple that found some use for knives outside the kitchen. Even more entertaining than the act? Watching Howie freak out at the thought of licking metal.

So why is he in a "Latino comedy" then? Also today: Kevin Spacey has gone shopping, we now know who will play Lance Loud, a series renewal gives us hope in the world, and Chace Crawford is moving upstate.

The premiere of The Fabulous Beekman Boys introduced not only Josh and Brent to the world, but also their farming mentor, John Hall. In this clip, Farmer John gets emotional discussing his animals.

College Humor came up with an interesting public relations campaign for the folks of BP. Taking some cues from an image-conscious pizza company, BP re-brands themselves back into America's heart.

An Arkansas coroner is holding a box of human heads an airline employee found. They were en route to a Texas medical facility, but weren't labeled or anything. Officials are ensuring it's not a black market shipment—or worse!