Louis CK is curious about FX's censoring rules, Hot in Cleveland is TV Land's most-watched show, Mark-Paul Gosselar will play a bartender that seduces Nancy Botwin on Weeds, and the cast of Modern Family smile pretty.

A Memphis church kicked a team out of its softball league for having a lesbian coach. They didn't want to appear to condone her "lifestyle." It's softball! Who doesn't expect lesbians? We hope Elena Kagan judges on the inevitable lawsuit.

This Brazilian baby may be the most talented infant ever to grace YouTube's "dancing baby" genre. I'm not sure how he has so many moves, or why his balance is so good. Perhaps he's a prodigy of dance?

TONIGHT: The big headliner is Game 7 of the NBA Finals. If you don't care, there's new Burn Notice, Bethenny Getting Married? and part three of the eight part mini-series that is the Real Housewives of NYC reunion.

In a very forced announcement, Rep. Joe Barton apologizes for apologizing earlier to Tony Hayward over Obama's BP "shakedown." And, in a separate release, he says, "I retract my apology to BP." Dear God. Tony Hayward looks so confused.

When OJ Simpson was charged with the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman and he failed to turn himself in, the world was treated to the car chase of a lifetime. That was June 17, 1994.

How does Google keep its employees fresh for long days and nights of working? With sleep pods.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Goodman talks about his recent slim-down, Stephen Colbert proposes changing the term "tweet" to "gurgle" because birds in the Gulf are covered in oil, and Betty White is Hot in Cleveland's one (and only!) saving grace.

Congratulations to austinryan1 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Welcome to the final installment of Gawker Media's Spring Guide. Explore It! is your guide to weird, wonderful and borderline insane summer activities to help fight the boring. Inside: The roadtrip of all roadtrips, a cat birthday party, and derbies!

Hillary Clinton very casually tells an Ecuadorian television interviewer that the "Justice Department, under [Obama's] direction, will be bringing a lawsuit against" Arizona's immigration law. This is a strange way to break huge news! Maybe she lies? [via Ben Smith]

Did you ever wish your dog lived FOREVER!! Watch this hilarious sketch from the people of The Midnight Show and your canine will be on his way to immortality in no time.

Turns out the hoity-toity artistes of Work of Art are not immune to the mortal delights of naughty puns. Observe as Ryan teaches Jacqueline how to apply caulk (sounds like you know what) in the dirtiest fashion possible.

Death by 500 bee stings: Better or worse than death by a thousand cuts?

The former SNL fall-downer and current Community curmudgeon sold the property back in 2001, but for years he roamed the historic home, presumably bought with his Cops & Robbersons riches. Now it can be yours, for $33M.

Last night on Jimmy Fallon, The Roots played their newest music video "Smiley Face, Apple Sauce," but despite the song's feel good lyrics the tell all making of video reveals the tumultuous creative process.

Scientists are studying the carcass of a 25-foot "sub-adult" sperm whale found in the Gulf of Mexico to see if it's oil spill-related. We all knew local wildlife would be devastated, but who knew it would all happen so fast?

Massachusetts tween sex god Sen. Scott Brown has started an essay contest about Independence Day! Brown will pick up the winner in his truck, head to a baseball game, and then, well... use your imagination, eh? Also: Brown wants $50.

We took last night's Mythbusters Top 25 special and cut out the bad jokes and boring commentary to create one clip of what the show does best- mesmerizing high speed photography. Video inside.

Finally giving validation to decades worth of Jersey jokes, a new Quinnipiac University poll (all they do up there is poll, all day long) says that 75% of Jerseyites are "dissatisfied" with the state of things in their, uh, state.