This week we had so much happen that we need to break it down into categories. Luckily, they're some of Gawker's favorite categories.

After Dina Lohan called the cops on Carvel Ice Cream for denying her freebies, Carvel denounced "entitled" Dina. Now Carvel's mascot, an anthropomorphized chocolate whale named Fudgie, is giving Dina the smackdown on his blog, Twitter, and Facebook page.

A Detroit Public Schools district superintendent is accusing the board president of masturbating in her presence. She says it was his "usual habit" to fondle himself during meetings and she "tried to ignore it." This is called "The Dov Charney."

Two iPad shipments to Apple stores in NYC have been intercepted by robbers this week.

Today we talked about the execution of a Utah man and how it got Tweeted by the state's attorney general. Naturally this prompted death penalty discussions. One commenter summed their philosophy up nicely.

So Hillary Clinton really did blow the administration's rollout when she told an Ecuadorian television interviewer that the administration would sue over Arizona's immigration law, which a Justice Department official has now confirmed. How "old Hillary Clinton" of her.

On June 6th, Wired.com published a report that military intelligence analyst Bradley Manning had been arrested for allegedly leaking the famous 2007 Apache helicopter attack video to Wikileaks. Now Wikileaks and others are questioning Wired's involvement in the story.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Here is a Dennis the Menace cartoon that ran in Newsday today. Poo-poo us for seeing the sex-pervert worst in everything, but it's kind of amazing that someone didn't speak up and stop this from getting run.

We here at Gawker.TV love our dads. But we really love our TV dads, for they taught us everything we'd need to know about life in under an hour. From the Danny Tanners to the Frank Costanzas, we salute you!

The interns are rebelling. Nobody is safe. "Tough-as-nails" Brooklyn Assistant District Attorney Ama Dwimoh—who prosecutes crimes against children and earned her stripes on the Nixzmary Brown murder case—has been suspended for terrorizing interns.

Treme's soundtrack is on the way, Snoop Dogg raps a tribute to True Blood's Sookie, and Harry Potter's Fleur Delacour will guest star on the next season of Gossip Girl.

Here's a trailer for Conviction, about the real-life Betty Anne Waters, a Boston woman who put herself through law school in order to free her brother from prison after he was wrongly convicted of murder. Will Swank pull it off?

Just when you thought you'd never have to hear "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" again, Miley Cyrus goes and does a cover of it. Watch the duo perform—proof that we haven't gotten rid of this song quite yet.

TONIGHT: As usual, tonight's only highlight is Friday Night Lights, which keeps delivering stellar episodes. As for the weekend, check out the start of ABC's "new summer season," plus True Blood and the season finale of Treme.

Once it was announced that the Roots would be the house band for Jimmy Fallon's new show, all doubts that it would be awesome were erased. See why in this funky video/drum/turntable mashup.

Mother's Day's oft-forgotten cousin is upon us on Sunday and it's very likely, giving the creeping nature of the holiday, that you've forgotten to get a gift for dad. But fear not! We're here to help.

New York's State Liquor Authority just approved a 192-proof (96% alcohol) Polish vodka. Spirytus is "incredibly sharp. It takes your breath away," according to a random boozehound the Daily News interviewed. "It's like getting punched in the solar plexus."

Chelsea Clinton's wedding this summer won't have much to do with Chelsea Clinton—it'll just be a Democratic fundraiser for major donors. We'd say "poor Chelsea," but she's probably known her wedding would be like this since elementary school.

We stumped everyone again today! Nobody was even close. You will be very upset when you find out what this movie is—probably at me. Click through for the answer.