A real-life princess got married today! Swedish Crown Princess Victoria married her trainer—a commoner!—in a lavish $2.5 million ceremony in Stolkholm. 40,000 roses, carnations and hydrangeas lined the streets and five million people watched on television. Magical.

The reports of BP CEO Tony Hayward being removed as oil spill czar are all wrong, says a company spokeswoman. Hayward is simply spending "some rare private time" watching his sailboat, Bob, race around the Isle of Wight today.

Manute Bol, The 7-foot-7 former NBA player with the Washington Bullets, the Golden State Warriors and others, died today at age 47. He spoke out about the plight of his native Sudan throughout his career. (Pic Getty)

Do we chalk up the 379 assaults on census workers to increased anti-government sentiment or the American predilection for beating the piss out of strangers who come on your property? Either way, it's brutal out there for a census worker.

In Bangladesh, a country of 160 million, some 77 million people have been poisoned by arsenic in the drinking water, according to a 10-year Lancet study. The WHO calls it "the largest mass poisoning of a population in history." [BBC]

A fan broke into the English soccer team's locker room, presumably to boo them face-to-face.

It was a bloody week in Mexico. On Monday alone, 96 people were killed in drug related violence, and yesterday police found 12 decomposing bodies inside a cave in Cancun. It could easily get worse.

You know Mark Ronson as the co-producer of Amy Winehouse's Back In Black and/or SamRo's brother. But did you know he idolized Donny Hathaway and rocked a power bang as a teenager? The Creators Project chatted him up at his Williamsburg studio.

Illinois Republican Senate candidate Mark Kirk lied about receiving a military award. Did he do it to make himself look better, or just because he really loves lying? This latest lie—about working in a nursery—isn't very impressive.

Before British soccer fans began booing Wayne Rooney at the World Cup, he was so popular that CrossStitcher magazine offered a pattern for fans to replicate his baby face. Too bad it looks just like Joran van der Sloot.

It's tainted food recall week! First it was undercooked SpaghettiO's meatballs, now it's Marie Callender's Cheesy Chicken and Rice frozen dinners. The producer, ConAgra Foods Inc., recalled the meals over salmonella fears. About 800,000 packages are in stores. [Reuters]

Kathie Lee Gifford introduced the Today Show's new film critic as "our resident film student Cody Gifford". But he is also Kathy Lee's 20 year-old son! He somehow managed to snag an internship at the Today Show. Video inside.

Stressed out BP CEO Tony Hayward is wasting no time getting his life back. Today he is enjoying the pristine waters off the Isle of Wight for a yacht race, where his boat "Bob" is competing.

We've read of a potential reality show; it's now a reality (show)! Susan Sarandon and her rumored boytoy Jonathan Bricklin have been shooting reality show based on their ping pong social club, Spin. It's tentatively called The Magnus Effect.

After seeing the film Dr. No, Joseph Barbera decided he needed to make a high-tech adventure cartoon, and so Jonny Quest was born. There have been three variations of the show since it's inception, but the parodies spawned are uncountable.

Lindsay's favorite non-alcoholic beverage is alcoholic! Lady Gaga shocks another sports stadium. Snooki throws a drink. Good Morning America has a gay kiss double-standard. "Kidnapped" Jeremy London's story keeps getting dumber. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is advancing to the next round.

Avatar… biggest movie EVER. That 3D stuff sure was impressive! And now the franchise is moving into a new genre, with the fall 2010 release of Hustler's This Ain't Avatar XXX, a sexxxy adaptation of the James Cameron hit. [Slashfilm]

Suspected murder and former college professor Amy Bishop attempted suicide in jail a day after she was charged with the killing of her brother.

In this "Man on the Street" type video, Billy Eichner questions New Yorkers about their thoughts on summer movies, mostly Sex and the City. His in your face manners and awkward antics make for hilarious encounters.

A participant in the "Red Bull Air Race: New York" zips through the sky over the Hudson River. Whose idiot idea was sending airplanes careening through downtown New York's air space? Another image below.