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1,000 people are missing in flooding in Brazil, with another 100,000 made homeless.

General Stanley McChrystal, commander of US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, along with aides in an upcoming Rolling Stone profile blasts senior Obama administration officials, like Vice President Joe Biden: "Biden? Did you say: Bite me?" Update: Story is online.

International playboy, and likely murderer Joran van der Sloot bragged to a Dutch newspaper that women are writing him letters in jail with marriage proposals and asking for his sperm. He also expressed no remorse at Stephany Flores' death.

The president of Transocean Ltd, owner of the leaky Deepwater Horizon oil rig, Steven Newman said today that Obama's "arbitrary six-month time limit" on new offshore oil drilling should be lifted, because companies like his are responsible, honest and competent.

A toxicology report found that Alejandro Bulaevsky, the Parsons grad found dead in April in his apartment handcuffed, wearing a gas mask and latex suit, died of acute intoxication from Xanax, cocaine, and GHB. He was 26-years-old. [NYP]

[Clouds cluster at the summit of Papua New Guinea's Manam Volcano as it releases a thin, faint plume, visible to the volcano's Northwest. Pic, by NASA's Earth Observing-1 Satellite, via AP]

The city of Fremont, Nebraska voted on Monday to bar businesses from hiring and landlords from renting to illegal immigrants. The ACLU is already suing. This will definitely end well!

A neurosurgeon and a medical illustrator think they've found a hidden drawing of the human brain, located inside the neck of God in one panel on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Hold on. What?

A bomb attack on a bus carrying soldiers in Istanbul killed at least three, according to TV reports.

Is it possible to fulfill half a dozen gay stereotypes and also preach hateful bigotry about homosexuality in the name of religion? Adam Hood of Recycle Your Faith says: Yes. (This is a parody, right? Right?) [Joe. My. God. via]

What is Helen Mirren up to, these days? Oh, you know, acting. Also, posing without a shirt. There's a new photo shoot starring the actress in New York Magazine—and you can totally see her boobs!

Andy Cohen's self-indulgent train wreck, Watch What Happens Live, contained two surprises tonight. First, Real Housewife Danielle Staub performed her new single—a duet with Lori Michaels—and was... good? Then, Staub kinda/sorta/maybe came out as a lesbian. Videos inside.

The great Errol Morris has kicked off a five-part series on ignorance at the Times.

Tonight, Jon Stewart continued his "The Strife Aquatic" series related to the Gulf oil spill with a segment about the Obama-mandated $20 billion BP cleanup escrow fund—and exposed republicans who have backpedaled their opposition to it. Video inside.

Possibly-bald Office of Management and Budget Director Peter Orszag will step down in July, the first cabinet-level official to leave the Obama administration. Orszag, who oversaw two budgets, is engaged to GMA anchor Bianna Golodryga, and is really tall. [Bloomberg]

A decade-long study of chimpanzees in Uganda appears to show that chimps wage war and annex territory, assembling into patrols and killing chimpanzees from other groups. On the other hand, baby chimps are really cute.

Larry King hosted a live benefit tonight for... the Gulf of Mexico? Anyway, just like King's last benefit (seriously, watch this), it was a clusterf*ck. But Justin Bieber's weird/slow/gangsta "plea," and King's creepy response, took the awkward cake. Video inside.

Remember when I told you that Bill O'Reilly was obsessed with Lady Gaga? I wasn't kidding! Tonight, O'Reilly again pleaded to Gaga to appear on his show, said whiskey was allowed, and called Miley Cyrus a "Gaga wannabe." Video inside.

Fifty-four people were shot in Chicago between Friday night and Monday morning. Ten of the victims were killed, including two boys, between 16 and 20, who were found lying face down, naked, on the South Side early Monday morning. [Sun-Times]