Shockingly, Team USA beat Algeria in today's World Cup match. But even if the Americans get shut out down the road, it seems midfielder Benny Feilhaber can moonlight as a professional lip-syncer. Here's his rendition of Jordin Sparks' "No Air."

On last night's episode of My Life on the D List, Kathy signs up to be a judge at a beauty pageant. After her role as a judge, she get advice from the beauty queens and hits the stage herself.

NBC News reports that President Obama has "relieved" Gen. Stanley McChrystal of his command in Afghanistan. Lucky. He can play golf, drink Bud Light Lime, not be in Afghanistan, etc. And the AP hears that David Petraeus will replace him.

We were too busy breathing in the fresh scent of post-rainstorm New York to watch The City last night. Luckily, fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to clue us in on all the trashy cat fights.

In a meeting with House Republicans today, idiot Congressman Joe Barton apologized to his colleagues again for apologizing to BP CEO Tony Hayward. They allowed him to keep his powerful committee position. Then he went and bragged on Twitter! Jesus.

In this mesmerizing new video by Justin Johnson, a split screen tracking shot down Market Street in San Francisco shows what things looked like both before and after the Great Earthquake of 1906—putting the damage into grim perspective.

On Live with Regis and Kelly, Joy Philbin stepped in for Kelly Ripa and Regis got a bit territorial when attractive men started appearing around his wife. Apparently, a naked Tom Cruise was especially distracting.

Barack Obama will speak from the Rose Garden at 1:30, perhaps about Stanley McChrystal's fate.

Now that home sales are plunging again and prices are set to plummet, it's time to take advantage of the opportunity to buy yourself a brand new home somewhere terrible. Which of these hellacious real estate nightmares do you prefer?

Last night, Deadliest Catch began airing episodes about the death of Capt. Phil Harris. In this clip, the final part of the episode, the crew discovers Phil after his stroke and paramedics transport him from the ship. Pretty heartbreaking stuff.

While some hole in Wisconsin called Stevens Point has the "best" water, New York comes in second. Which is better, because we don't look like we're trying too hard. And it's true! New York's water is delicious. Whose water isn't?

If Twitter seems completely unworkable this morning, blame the U.S.'s World Cup victory over Algeria, the celebration of which has overwhelmed the microblogging service. This Algerian terror strike against the U.S. economy must be avenged, obviously. Cruise missile strike, anyone?

Stanley McChrystal left his secret meeting with Barack Obama today after about 20 minutes, and no one will tell us what happened yet! How rude. McChrystal, however, did leave the White House before a scheduled 11:35 Afghanistan war council meeting.

After 90 minutes of close calls and missed chances, the US finally scores in stoppage time against Algeria. The goal moves them through the group stage into the final 16. Here it is.

Day three of Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. The answer to today's question, inside.

Somehow Simon Rich does the impossible. Truly remarkable. Also today: a new role for Cynthia Nixon, a new theater role for Hugh Jackman, Daniel Radcliffe is a German, Apes finds its Fay Wray, and the Oscars might be changing forever.

Last week, Lavender magazine outed anti-gay Minneapolis pastor Tom Brock as a gay man. The magazine did it by going undercover at a "confidential [12-step] meeting of gay men 'struggling with chastity.'" The ends don't justify the means.

In a clip from Late Night, Jimmy Fallon as Robert Pattinson rants about things that bother him. In today's clip: the World Cup. Just in time for the United States to maybe advance to the next round!

What happens when sex fiend Eliot Spitzer and Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker get together on CNN at 8 p.m.? They make out. No, they talk about politics 'n' stuff! Introducing your new CNN primetime debate show.

I guess he hates it when his girlfriend drink out of the carton. Is he a jerk? Yes, but a funny jerk.