Tim Scott was snapping cellphone pictures of a wild black bear in Kentucky when it attacked him: "The bear had a really good chunk of my leg in his mouth and was shaking me." The animal is now being hunted.

[Queen Elizabeth II leaves a wigwam as she attends a Mi'kmaq event in Canada, which she is visiting with the Duke of Edinburgh for an eight-day "recreate odd dreams I once had" tour. Pic via Getty]

Rodolfo Torre Cantu, the frontrunner in the race for governor of the Mexican state of Tamaulipas, was killed today when gunmen opened fire on his campaign van. He's the highest-profile Mexican politician to be murdered since 1994. [Christian Science Monitor]

Brownout! ConEd says it's decreasing voltage to some parts of Brooklyn by 8 per cent.

Wanna know what it's like to spy for Russia? Court papers spelling out accusations against the 10 people arrested as Russian agents on Monday detail some very movie-like espionage techniques, including code words, "brush passes" and fake IDs.

Actress and huge-thumbed freak of nature Megan Fox married her boyfriend, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green, in a secret ceremony in Hawaii last week. A source told Star: "They're now celebrating their honeymoon," probably by playing pinochle or something. [Star]

Hey, remember that Wimbledon match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut that never ended, and then finally did? Well, Isner stopped by the Ed Sullivan Theater tonight to perform David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 list. The chuckle-worthy video, inside.

[Afghan women walk near Darul Aman Palace in Kabul, Afghanistan. The 1920s-era palace, heavily damaged throughout the century, is a possible location for a house of parliament. Or haunted house! They should set up a haunted house. Pic via Getty]

Tonight, Jon Stewart bounced back and forth between a few topics during his opening segment, from the United States' World Cup loss to Ghana, to the G20 Summit, to awkward beer bottle clanking moments with President Obama. Video inside.

Is there any reason to be a man anymore? You know, besides the patriarchy, male privilege, and peeing standing up. Turns out, not only are women better at graduating from college, and being employed—they're better at tasting beers.

David London, the NYPD cop filmed beating a veteran, was acquitted on all charges.

Forbes just came out with its annual list of the 100 "most powerful" celebrities, which also serves as a yearly reminder of how much life sucks for the rest of us. So, who made the cut?

General Stanley McChrystal, who headed the war in Afghanistan until disparaging comments about his bosses came to light in an article last week, will retire. Let's pitch in and get him a Rolling Stone subscription as a going-away gift! [Reuters]

The Kilborn File premiered tonight. It was a fast paced, testosterone filled, half hour of quips, class, and the World Cup's bustiest fans. Watch as Seth MacFarlane bashes Seinfeld's Marriage Ref and the cast of Good Times raids the capital.

Here is the trailer for the two-part Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which is about wizards, and muggles, and psychosexual longing. This movie will make more money than you can even imagine. But will it be any good?

In a deleted scene from "Funny People," Patton Oswalt recounts a mishap involving his chapped penis, working out with buff dudes and a tub full of Nilla Wafers. Classic.

[Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan shot Sen. John Kerry the death stare today when he gave America's nakedest Senator Scott Brown a flirty squeeze during her first day of confirmation hearings. Photo via Getty Images.]

The G-20 is when the world's economic leaders meet to talk trade. It's also prom to the international protest set. Anarchists, hippies, gutter punks: Everyone's invited, and it's your big chance to get photographed and get laid change the world.

This sleazy ad has been on cable news all day. Former presidential candidate and country bear Fred Thompson wants old people to get "Absolutely FREE," government-backed reverse mortgages. What do we know about this shady company Thompson is endorsing?

Watch this video where the College Humor guys ice different characters from well known movie scenes, from Se7en to Shawshank Redemption to Inglorious Basterds. A new take on the popular meme of icing proves to be hilarious.