On April Fool's of 2010, Jimmy Kimmel suggested that viewers should film themselves dumping water on a sleeping friend's face and post the video on YouTube. The next day he chose a few and created this montage.

First, the NYC subways rolled out relatively small ads on the outside (and inside) of train cars. In addition to ads on all other MTA property. Now: the first-ever full-train subway ad is here. Get used to it. [NYCtheblog; Pics]

Today, The Doctors discussed the link between food consumption and the ability to orgasm. In other words, the only way you're going to get some action is to make sure your significant other has a full tummy.

This rapper wants some internet man love on the DL. This actress' iPhone shows the paparazzi that she's still in touch with her famous ex. And this star can't even talk to the cable guy. Technology is a bitch!

[Meet Anna Chapman, a Russian national and one of the suspected retro-style spies arrested yesterday. She lives in a glamorous apartment downtown and attends fabulous parties. And maybe, just maybe, spies for the Russian government. Update: Here are more pics.

This Chinese circus trick involves one big goat, one monkey, a cup, and a trainer. What goes down is almost as magical as the Great Wall.

The New York Times: brave enough to write a story about "China's Taste For Nuts," but too timid to laugh about it. Shame.

What a purrrrfect crime! A New York woman is on a cat burglary spree in the city, robbing several stores of nearly $600, all while wearing a cat mask. She is 5'6" and believed to be named Selina Kyle. [NYP]

These are babies. They are in love. They are adorable. That is all.

The world recoils at the news that a supermodel is not completely flawless, just mostly flawless. Jeremy Piven drops his cellphone in the toilet. Kristen Stewart has a litter of half-wolf hybrids. Tuesday gossip confirms what you already knew.

Yesterday marked the end of "rubber rooms," where NYC teachers were sent to wait pointlessly while being investigated for transgressions. Going forward, hot lesbian teachers will presumably be allowed to roam the city, free, unrestrained, and untamed. [NYT, photo: AP]

Kids these days will do anything for a laugh. It seems a little self-destructive, but at least they're having fun, right?

So, how did Gawker.TV fare in social networks this week? We're up to 1885 Facebook Fans (up 13%), 4163 Twitter Followers (up 2.3%) and 1448 Tumblr Followers (up 3.5%.)

Lenny Dykstra—the former baseball player famous for sliding headfirst, chewin' terbacky, and picking stocks for Jim Cramer's website—allegedly touted a stock in exchange for money. Might bankrupt former athletes not be the world's foremost financial experts?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The Alaskan town of Wasilla is home to some pretty amazing people, like Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. And now the town's Alaska Distillery is rolling out a new Smoked Salmon Flavored Vodka. The first batches were described as "greasy."

An 11th suspect in the Russian spy ring case, Christopher R Metsos, was arrested and released on bail in Cyprus.

The US Supreme Court yesterday refused to hear an appeal from the Vatican regarding a child sex abuse case the Holy See claims is a publicity stunt. The Vatican's defense is that touchy feely priests are not its employees. [AP]

The story of Gary Faulkner—a construction worker from Colorado who was arrested in Pakistan carrying a sword, hunting Osama bin Laden—was funny for a few days. Now he says bin Laden is hunting him. Please shut up, Gary.

Scientists from the research organization Cern, which built the Large Hadron Collider Doomsday Machine, say they are generating 10,000 particle collisions per second, but they have higher aspirations: "It would be absolutely, fantastically exciting if we produced black holes."