It's hard to categorize a video that is somewhere between etiquette, rant, and sanity. We all know that wrong number dialing is our nation's largest problem, but this lady doesn't begin to muster anything resembling sense.

The World Cup now enters its Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome phase. We began with a thriving civilization of 31 proud soccer nations (plus France). Only four battle-hardened survivors remain to spar over scarce resources in an unforgiving environment.

Watch as this arsonist attempts to commit some sneaky act of violence and ends up catching himself on fire.

Besides managing to come up with a new six-pack abs workout every month, Men's Health is now ever so slightly suggesting on this month's cover that you can be just like a Twilight star, if you wear Calvin Klein© jeans.

Weirdo chess champion Bobby Fischer's body was exhumed in Iceland so police could determine if he was the father of a 9 year-old Filipino girl. This could help resolve a dispute over Fischer's $2 million estate. (Fiscer left no will.)

Sarah Palin was doing a meet-and-greet at the American Amusement Machine Association's International Bowl Expo 2010 last week (Ha) and, well, it appears one guy she met was a fan of more than just her fiscal policies.

Internet television was dealt a massive blow last week as the Feds executed ‘Operation in Our Sites,' taking down a total of nine streaming video sites including ninjavideo.net and TVshack.net.

Happy July Fifth! As you nurse your Independence Day hangover, take a minute to remember whose responsible for this in the first place. Presenting: Kids Reenact The American Revolution!

The father of missing Oregon second grader Kyron Horman mysteriously filed for divorce and a restraining order against Kyron's stepmother last week. We now know why. A landscaper told police Terri Horman offered him money to kill her husband.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. How have you been doing so far? The answer to today's question, inside.

The total cost so far to BP for the oil spill is $3 billion and counting.

This guy freaks out when he thinks the "former" best friend of the girl he's baby sitting has come back from the dead to haunt the house. But come on, no family's going to leave their kid with this guy!

Hot dog eater Takeru Kobayashi was released from jail in Brooklyn today following his arrest for crashing yesterday's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. He plead not guilt to charges of resisting arrest, obstruction of governmental administration, disorderly conduct, and trespassing.

Temperatures should hover around 100 for the next two days in many northeastern states, possibly triggering "a dangerous situation" according to the National Weather Service. We predict a dangerous spike in snowball consumption and lawn sprinkler run-throughs. [CNN]

Incase you are tired of living in fear that you are one breakfast away from burning down your entire kitchen, here's a helpful how-to on extinguishing those pesky grease fires.

Katy Perry tamed a sex addict. Stephanie Pratt might be coming to New York. Hottie soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo has a love child. Lady Gaga only wants your attention. Monday's Gossip Roundup is a three-day weekend of gossip things

Are you an LA-based cool person with "a dependable car or Vespa?" If so, you can be an intern for point-and-shoot nightlife photography conglomerate The Cobra Snake! Successful candidates will also have an "opportunity to learn about Vintage clothing."

This goose is fed up and it ain't gonna take it, no it ain't gonna take it, no it ain't gonna take it anymore.

Chess champion Bobby Fischer's body was exhumed in Iceland today in an effort to determine if he was the father of a 9-year-old girl, Jinky Young, from the Philippines. He died in 2008 and did not leave a will. [AP]

We can all relate to how this boy feels when his sister messes up what he just worked so hard to clean. Watch as he throws a fit and expresses his deep love for sweeping.