TONIGHT: The chefs of Top Chef DC whip up baby food for Padma's newborn while NBC brings back Minute to Win It for no reason. Plus, Steve Carrell stops by the Colbert Report, which should be great. Even Steven!

On his way to an appearance on a grilled cheese sandwich, Jesus took a wrong turn and found himself in a Portuguese brothel. What would Jesus do? Here's Portuguese Playboy to answer this urgent question with NSFW photos.

Today's the day! For the third year running, fourfour's Rich Juzwiak has rounded up every utterance—and, believe me, there are a lot of them—of "I'm not here to make friends!" by America's favorite reality stars. Video inside.

Uh oh... stumped everyone again with today's Freeze Frame. Your answers were respectable and close ...but no cigar. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Steve Carell talks about his decision to leave The Office, Ricky Gervais gives Louis CK a not-so-professional rectal exam, and Lauren Conrad stops by to help Kathy and Maggie Griffin start a clothing line.

If you're a Republican fundraiser, sure, you're happy that Wall Street is donating more to Republicans than Democrats, who stabbed Wall Street in the back by writing an inevitable, watered-down reform bill. Still, you shouldn't brag about it on Twitter!

This clip from comedian Alex Blagg gives us a clue into the thought process of a drunk person hitting up a Taco Bell/KFC drive-thru. Because everyone that goes to Taco Bell/ KFC has to be at least a little drunk.

The Huffington Post has purchased its very own polling site, Pollster.com.

Emmy Award nominations will be announced tomorrow morning. They do a really crappy job of rewarding the best in television, so we thought we'd call out some great people who will never get nominated in a million years.

After Nilka Hendricks disappoints Chef Ramsey during service, he kicks her out of the competition, but she comes back in a whirlwind of violence and remorse. Not the most graceful of exits from the kitchen, but a heartfelt reconciliation followed.

In this horrifying video, one of the Real Housewives of New York (the pale one) talks openly with Philadelphia fameball and aspiring vaginamonger Arthur Kade—at one point allowing Kade to directly address her young child. Shocking, indeed.

Vogue's editrix Anna Wintour isn't awful, she's just scared of people. "Often people mistake her shyness for coldness," says photographer Mario Testino. Oh! That's what it is! Also afflicted with this crippling shyness: Kate Moss. The fashion world's mysteries explained!

Did you know that men have a G-spot? Rachael Ray didn't, but thanks to a sex specialist and a pair golf balls, she now knows where to look.

There's still time left to get into beach shape—and Equinox Fitness Clubs is helping you get there by offering you a 3-day VIP trial membership. Take a tour through the Equinox photo gallery below, and click here for your 3-day VIP trial membership now!

The Way We Live Now: In public. Public offerings, that is—initial ones! Are you "in" on the latest IPO, or are you twiddling your thumbs, letting inflation eat your precious nest egg, to death! Lively up yourself!

A British panel has reviewed accusations of climatologists manipulating data and exonerated them. And the most "controversial" scientist from the University of East Anglia has his job back! Not that this matters. The hatchet job against climate change was successful.

While rounding up this morning's news, Brian Kilmeade addressed Lindsay Lohan's upcoming 90-day jail sentence. The real tragedy? No new Herbie the Love Bug sequel.

Not only does he get hit in the face, the referee has the nerve to molest him? What a bad day he must have been having.

As we trudge through Day 2 of New York's epically uncomfortable heatwave, we're in need of some serious cooling down. New York can be a cool place! Just look at these photos from this winter.

A lawyer for an imprisoned American spy in Russia says a Cold War-style prisoner exchange is in the works so America can rid itself of 10 Russian spies, including glamour model spy Anna Chapman.