In this hilarious sketch, the guys of Derrick Comedy take an in-depth look into the crime phenomenon that is perpetrating bro-kind all over the world: bro rape.

Italian street artist Blu brings his paintings to life—literally—by animating them into a continuing sequence of flowing images. The detail provided for each individual image is immense and the final outcome rivals anything ever produced by CGI.

2 Live Crew leader Luther Campbell has endorsed Elana Kagan for her past work defending 2LC against obscenity charges. "My homegirl Kagan was saying people could not be aroused by the lyrics 'cause my dick's on bone....' [Above the Law]

So the ex-cook-who-tells-stories Anthony Bourdain is running a contest on his book's website, inviting people to submit a 500-word essay answering the question "Why cook well?" (or alternatively "What does it mean to cook food well?" It's a little confusing, they mean every so slightly different things.)

Today we looked at millennials and their job woes and how the New York Times talks about them. It sparked some serious discussion! One commenter weighed in to say that, surprise surprise, the Times has it all wrong.

On Losing It With Jillian, we are introduced to "frybread," a Native American food of flat dough deep-fried in lard. Jillian, who considered consumption of frybread to essentially be suicide, throws it all out and nearly incites a riot.

The LAPD has arrested a 57 year-old man in the case of "The Grim Sleeper" serial killer—suspected of killing and sexually assaulting eleven victims in the LA area from 1985 to 2007. The suspect's neighbors expressed shock. [LAT; Pic]

CNN really goes to the mat for its reporters. Octavia Nasr, Middle East correspondent of 20 years, has been fired for mourning the loss of a Hezbollah spiritual mentor in a single tweet over the weekend. Truly pathetic.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

[Amy Winehouse hangs out of the backseat window of a car. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

The only other thing more unbelievable than the sheer soda product placement is that Stephanie is apparently dating the last decent guy in LA. What's even more shocking is that Josh actually a friend of Brody Jenner!

Religious people don't attend religious services as often as they used to, probably because they're boring. But what if you could take your awesome guns to churches, mosques, synagogues, etc., as you will now be able to in Louisiana?

They now have their lead actor! So it's really going to air. Also today: a new role for the rarely seen Richard Dreyfuss, a new internet documentary sounds weird, and Whoopi Goldberg does something miraculous.

A 31-year-old Ohio woman pretended to be a 14-year-old boy to seduce a teenage lass she wanted to rape, and now the Daily News is calling it the "real-life Boys Don't Cry." No, it really isn't.

Today The Doctors discussed the correlation between alcohol's color and it's ability to cause a hangover. You don't need a doctor to realize that downing a whole bottle of Old Grand-Dad's will make you feel like crap the next morning.

Spain will face The Netherlands in the World Cup final on Sunday. Whatever. C'mon, Lebron.

Alec Baldwin will say goodbye to 30 Rock in 2012, Desmond Hume time-travels his way onto Law & Order: SVU, Richard Dreyfuss heads to Weeds, and Joel McHale previews tomorrow's Community marathon that's co-hosted by Ken Jeong.

Shells is just like a graffiti artist: "borrowing" someone else style, coopting it as his own, and posting it illegally. So why is this new movie by Bablegum and something called WBP Labs seem like the sort of bland public service movie that your seventh grade social studies teacher would show you and that's supposed to be edgy and talk to "da kidz," but is really just the same old morality play? Don't get us wrong, we want to keep people from clipping their nails, eating, preaching, and doing other horrible things on the subway too—remember, people, only you can prevent subway horror stories—but this lame little clip doesn't do his project justice. Seriously, Jay, you deserve better.

A couple tracked down Jason Segel, an ordained minster, by placing fliers all over his neighborhood. Once he got in contact with the couple, he realized how in love they were, and agreed to marry them on The Tonight Show.

Finally, some good news, from a new Congressional report: fewer and fewer poor kids are going to college. Fantastic. Leave that money-sucking scam camp for the richies.