Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

In my next life I'm coming back as a vuvuzela so I can be really annoying and still get blown constantly.Wed Jul 07 20:00:53 via TweetDeck

nick kroll
nickkroll


Wrong, Nick Kroll! You'll have to come back as whatever native instrument is making the World Cup annoying that year! God knows they'll never have it in South Africa again after Vuvuzelagate 2010.

Swimming in my pool I love summer this is the first summer of my new lifeWed Jul 07 20:45:04 via web

Heidi Montag
heidimontag


And probably last, because we all know there's at least 3 procedures on schedule for 2011.

Regarding my Peanuts rankings: Marcy wasn't gay. She was an android. I'm surprised people don't know this.Wed Jul 07 05:28:53 via web

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack


So what does that make Patti? A mechanophile?

"Polanski" #UnpopularYoGabbaGabbaEpisodesWed Jul 07 07:22:01 via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Patton Oswalt
pattonoswalt


Patton Oswalt went on a rampage of inappropriately named Yo Gabba Gabba episodes. This was by far my favorite.

Do you have my iPhone App? http://BillCosby.com/mobileWed Jul 07 13:09:57 via web

Bill Cosby
BillCosby


I don't exactly know what a Bill Cosby iPhone app would entail, as I have a Blackberry and shun the very existence of iPhones, but I would imagine it involves a lot of Jell-O and Christmas sweaters. Someone should get it and find out.