[Liv Tyler gets caught with a finger suspiciously close to her right nostril, in Los Feliz. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

On last night's Pawn Stars, the owner of some documents signed by John, Robert, and Ted Kennedy is told that his prized possessions are basically worthless. Not Exactly what he was hoping for.

Lady Gaga is continuing to cash in on her stratospheric rise to pop superstardom: According to "insiders," she's launching her own perfume and it "will have an extremely 'un­usual' fragrance." What do you think ol Gags' scent should smell like?

Seth Meyers was on The Tonight Show and spoke about his lack of video game talent and how ashamed of himself he gets after losing to a 13 year-old. Also, apparently he plays Madden, if that matters to anyone.

Gravity controversy! Fecal news! Fatty cake brain! Shady brainy babies! Lottery science magic! Shirts, singing! Who knows what secrets the universe holds? The Tuesday Science Watch does! Because we watch your science—clad in pop tune follicles!

Colorado gubernatorial candidate Scott McInnis has apologized for lifting pages and pages of material for a series of essays he wrote, comically titled "Musings on Water," from a judge's work 20 years earlier. He's in trouble!

"Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan," reads Fox News' headline. "Everyone Will Want a Piece of Lindsay," reports The Sun. The bottom feeders went there: The imagined rape of a starlet has become a talking point.

Zac Efron will play Anakin Skywalker in the new Robot Chicken movie, what's up with "Creepy Chan," John Stamos' legal trouble, and these three funnymen will grace the cover of next month's GQ.

Scott Brown's hot daughter (this one, not that one) will spend summer break modeling.

The contestants were supposed to stop a pregnant woman from smoking and stand up for an employee getting yelled at by his boss. Amy was in the bottom two, and kicked off because the judges agreed that she's evil inside.

Rush Limbaugh's touching tribute to deceased Yankees owner George Steinbrenner: "That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires!" Sure: Don Mattingly, Joe Torre, Andy Pettitte, Roger Clemens...Come on, fat boy. At least be human. Remember Donovan McNabb? [Media Matters]

TONIGHT: After tonight's series finale, The Hills will no longer be alive. Also, a new episode of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, the season finale of The City, a Deadliest Catch special, the MLB All-Star game, and more.

Many Democrats are upset with White House press secretary Robert Gibbs for saying, over the weekend, that enough House seats are in play this November for a Republican takeover. Hey, upset Democrats: This was not news to anyone.

Now that Mel Gibson is out, Michael Ian Black's only real competition for position of world's favorite Australian is Hugh Jackman. Seeing as how Jackman is the only one actually born in Australia, it's not really much of a competition.

Today at Gawker.TV, Teresa Giudice is not broke like her husband is, The Bachelorette is bombarded with a potential father-in-law's taxidermy collection, Scooby Doo returns, and Nic Cage talks about the time he and his cat did mushrooms together.

Congratulations to Chocolate-Wafer for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today The Doctors discussed the importance of the athletic cup. As anyone who has played sports can tell you, it's incredibly annoying to wear. Still, it's much better than having a ruptured testicle.

The Way We Live Now: differently. Because things are different! Including paradigms. You can no longer judge the future based on past performance. Yes, bad things happened before. But in the future, the sky's the limit. Technology is magic.

On Live with Regis and Kelly's second day in Canada, we are introduced to Kelly Anne of Green Gables, a lovely little girl who lacks a "bosom" friend and likes to beat Mark Consuelos with a chalkboard.

While on Letterman to promote Disney's upcoming Sorcerer's Apprentice, Nic Cage gets the ball rolling with a prolific answer about drugs he and his cat did in high school.