This is the most confusing 40 seconds I've ever watched on the Internet. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I do know that "WTF" is basically the best—and only, really—response to it. Watch inside.

Before their hair-raising, curse-strewn telephone calls were the talk of the tabloids, Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson made a music video together. Mel directed Oksana dodging flying knives and writhing rhapsodically in a fire. In retrospect? Kinda creepy.

Crikey! Ragin' media bandicoot Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., would like his slaves/employees to know that, despite it being languid, lazy summer, he doesn't want anyone taking a relaxed attitude toward work. He's watching, don't you know? Memo below.

Oh look, 24 hours have passed, so House minority leader John Boehner should have endorsed some new, unworkable policy idea in bad faith by now. And he has: a moratorium on new federal regulations for an entire year, specifically. Really?

Discovery gets ready for Shark Week, Michael Emerson may head to True Blood, one of the Mad Men secretaries sheds her clothes for Playboy, and how awesome is this "Cartoon University" cartoon?

I can't wait to go see Inception this weekend, but all your chatter (thanks, Max) is threatening to ruin it for me. Can we set some rules about how to have a proper discussion about a hotly-anticipated film?

TONIGHT: There isn't much in terms of primetime offerings tonight, though we do have new episodes of Wife Swap and Wizards of Waverly Place, plus the TV movie The Jensen Project. That said, lots of good late-night guests this evening!

In his interview with GQ, Zach Galifianakis said "if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny." The TV-lovers over at Warming Glow requested by the magic of the internet that someone create it, and they did.

Jacqueline and Dave Siegel embarked on their $100 million Orlando mansion—named "Versailles"—before the credit crisis hit. Now they're trying to sell it. At 90,000 square feet, it is the largest privately owned home in America.

Our 12-year-old selves are running up and down the stairs right now: Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry is looking for someone to live at the museum for 30 days. (You get $10,000, too.) Apply here!

It's true, the master and the self-avowed non-actor are teaming up. Yay! Also today: the X-Men face a new foe, Amy Adams gets the most bizarre gig of her career, your comedy friends will be happy, and Nia Vardalos.

Today at Gawker.TV, Regis Philbin dresses up like The Situation, Jay Leno gets pervy over Ellen Page's sleepwalking habits, Jay Baruchel explains how weird Nic Cage really is, and Bethenny Frankel's honeymoon suite is invaded by a pooping iguana.

Nobody guessed today's Freeze Frame correctly. Most likely, this is because it's from a crappy Adam Sandler movie that nobody saw. Click through for the answer.

ABC News tracked down Ruth Madoff, wife of Ponzi schemer Bernie, and she was sitting at a Le Pain Quotidian in Midtown with her hair dyed red. You'll never believe what she said to the camera. It's shocking. Shocking!

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Rules Bizarre Facebook Posse [Jezebel]

Here's the latest tough-talkin' installment of the "John McCain Completely Changes His Immigration Views" tour, in which a gang of Arizona border sheriffs pretend to enthusiastically support John McCain. Comical flip-floppery aside, McCain's rightward sprint has been incredibly effective.

[Gossip Girl actor Ed Westwick strolls New York with a Marlon Brando tank top, red beaded rosary, aviator sunglasses, and a perplexed look on his face. Image via Splash.]

Oprah and Obama aren't going to Chelsea's wedding—they weren't even invited. Is the location an elaborate ruse? Could Bristol Palin be trying to upstage her? A guide to the most perplexing wedding of the century.

Sometimes the Internet saves people from being sex trafficked. Good! But sometimes the Internet beats up on an 11-year-old girl, posting her address, phone number and making her cry. Bad. This is what happened to Jessi Slaughter.

During an unprecedented press conference this afternoon, Steve Jobs announced that Apple would provide a free bumper case to all iPhone 4 users in order to remedy reception problems. As this video shows, Jobs wasn't happy to make the announcement.