[Hungary is in the midst of a heat wave, prompting the government to issue a weather alert. Some Budapest residents were undeterred and ventured outside anyway. Image via AP]

Well, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange's reemergence from hiding didn't last long. He was scheduled to be the keynote speaker at a New York hacking convention today. Homeland Security agents showed up, Assange got spooked and cancelled his appearance.

Arizona's controversial new immigration law has been hailed by many on the far right. But to some, like neo-Nazi J.T. Ready, the new bill is too weak. So he and some fascist buddies are roaming the desert looking for Mexicans!

Facebook is going to hit 500 million users next week. And they're celebrating by letting you share your "Facebook stories" with the world. Get ready for one million really creepy stalking tales.

Now a 14-year-old Dutch girl wants to sail solo around the world. Her mother supports the idea.

Radio Free Asia this week published a picture of a North Korean poster depicting a sailor punching a warship that reads: "We will smash you with a single blow if you attack!" It was smuggled out by a Chinese businessman.

SC Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene will give his first campaign speech to the Manning, SC chapter of the NAACP tomorrow. He told them he was going to "talk about jobs, education and justice." Next stop: Democratic National Convention. [CNN]

The oxygen tank-carrying old man accused of robbing a clothing store in Manhattan last week died in a car accident after being chased by police in Maryland this morning. He is identified as 63-year-old Arthur Williams, from Gadsden, Alabama. [AP]

Debuting as a 1953 comic book, Richie Rich was a symbol of propaganda touting "Not all people with big silver spoons shoved into their behind are so bad." It's said he took his own life at some point, hence Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost...

Paris Hilton gets busted for pot in Corisca. US Weekly paid a lot of money for their Bristol/Levi exclusive. Lindsay Lohan: Going to jail. Wesley Snipes: Also going to jail. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is filled with crime and punishment.

BP claims the new oil well cap is working nearly 48-hours after being fitted. VP Kent Wells said, "At this point there's no evidence that we don't have integrity." Ha! Oh, he was talking about the cap's integrity, not BP's.

Even though Mitch established himself as a master of hilarious one-liners, LSD demands enough of his attention to produce an uncharacteristically long string of jokes on the same subject.

[The weather in Antelope Valley in southern California was completely manic today when a rainbow glowed through a thunderstorm. Image via AP]

Can a television show have an existential crisis? Human Giant takes a look at what happens when Patton Oswalt asks what his favorite show is really about.

With 246.5 million views, Justin Bieber's "Baby" just surpassed Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" as the most watched YouTube video of all time. Here are both videos. Feel free to hit "replay" one million times to make Gaga win again.

Everyone was crazy and angry and getting engaged this week. Let's take a look at what went down.

Sen. David Vitter's unforced lady-related issues continue! The Louisianan, who had affairs with prostitutes and employed a "women's issues" aide who knifed women, joked on the radio today about how Rachel Maddow looks like a dude. Yes, he's apologizing.

Today we looked at misty-eyed and Dolores Umbridgian newspaper thinker Peggy Noonan, the Lisa Frank of political writing, and how she is terribly scared of young people. This angered one young millennial.

Several weeks ago, Wikileaks.org's founder Julian Assange went into hiding after reports suggested the Pentagon had launched a "manhunt" for him. Looks like he escaped their predator drones: He was a surprise guest at TEDGlobal in Oxford, England.

A New Zealand company called Rex Bionics has created a robotic device that allows people in wheelchairs to walk, sit, stand, and go up steps. And it doesn't even cost $6 million dollars like the man on TV! Here's video: