JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon—who was once President Obama's favorite banker but is now a persona non grata at the White House—is selling his Chicago home. In it, we find oriental rugs, a mysterious portrait, and fake books.

Tonight on ABC's World News, Diane Sawyer aired her exclusive interview with famously camera-shy (how ironic!) Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, just after the site hit its 500 millionth user. Inside, the best—and most awkward—moments from their candid chat.

Two Brooklynites designed mock Band-Aids for the iPhone 4's fussy external antenna, and sell them using Apple-grade hype: The Antenn-Aid is as revolutionary as Ben Franklin, with "world-class adhesion" and "colors you can see with the human retina." SOLD. [Bits]

Glirk (Andy Samberg), a hermaphrodite alien, persistently tries to convince Steve (Jorma Taccone), a human, to have sex with him after a race war leaves them as the only two beings stranded on the moon.

Facebook just spent six months rolling back user privacy, appropriating data, and dealing with the resulting outrage. And yet the social network is growing as fast as ever, as neatly summarized in the attached chart from Inside Facebook's Eric Eldon.

If the gossip from New York's Gabriel Sherman is to be believed, Katie Couric's days are numbered as anchor of the CBS Evening News. At the same time, network chief Les Moonves has secured another gig for wife Julie Chen.

Byron Williams, the suspect in an Oakland police shootout that his mother says stemmed from a hatred of the government's "left-wing agenda," planned to attack a group known to few outside of Glenn Beck's viewership. TPM reports on the connection.

On last night's Late Late Show, America Ferrera stopped by to visit her friend, Craig Ferguson. The interview took an awkward turn when America asked about Craig's infamous snake mug.

Today we looked at horrible socialist shower head restrictions and what they mean for Your American Lives. This naturally sparked commenters' ire and curiosity. One in particular made us chuckle.

The aging bandit who dragged an oxygen tank to his Madison Avenue crime spree—then died in his shiny black Cadillac during a high-speed car chase with the cops—was a career criminal and jailhouse preacher.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Kathy Griffin prepped for her public pap smear by getting a Brazilian and vagazzling! However, she agreed only if Tom got a full Brazilian too. Tom, a real freak, enjoyed the sensation of hair being pulled out by the roots.

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Zach Braff shows his love for the Garden State by denouncing all things Jersey Shore and Snooki. He's pretty sure you can go there and not get punched in the face.

Julie Taymor and Bono's Spider-Man Broadway musical is finally underway! According to a Tweet from this young lady (who is playing Peter Parker) rehearsals have begun and they are cray-zay. It's all very exciting. Still sucks Alan Cumming quit, though.

Instead of porting print content to the iPad, as many old-school publishers are doing, the guys behind Flipboard decided to make something truly native to tablet computers. Not only is their app far more appealing, it's actually way cheaper.

Remember that time some guy was driving down the road in the middle of a thunderstorm, happened to be recording it, and caught a bolt of lightning striking an 18-wheeler across the median on tape? No? Well, here it is.

Sometimes, friends can be too honest with each other. On last night's Rescue Me, a well-intentioned nutritionist showed the firehouse that words can hurt.

Here's a trailer for The Company Men, John "ER" Wells' drama feature about the working men of the rat race and what happens when they get laid off. Very timely! The teaser was intriguing. How does the full-length trailer look?

[Jada Pinkett-Smith and her style-conscious daughter Willow at an event for The Karate Kid. Image via WENN.]

George Clooney will be honored at the Emmy Awards, BJ Novak signs on with The Office for two more seasons, Chris Issak might replace Simon Cowell as judge on American Idol, and Seth MacFarlane will be David Hasselhoff's Roast Master.