Yes, Sarah Jessica Parker and family might be moving on up to the East Side. Reportedly they are looking at the penthouse apartment at 610 Park Ave., a condo previously owned by the founder of Nautica. It costs $29.8 million.

Jersey Shore hooch JWOWW is one fit lady, so you'd think her body wouldn't warrant too much retouching for this new Maxim spread. Yet they inexplicably erased her belly button. Maybe it was just to get rid of the bling?

Web empress Arianna Huffington is moving from Los Angeles to New York, multiple sources tell us, which means the globetrotting boss will finally be living in the same city as the editorial headquarters of her Huffington Post. Brace yourselves, underlings.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

[Hillary Clinton is speechless when presented with this gemstone mosaic of her and daughter Chelsea by Vietnamese Foreign Minister Pham Gia Khiem in Hanoi today. Along with a tablecloth, it was the country's wedding present to Chelsea. Image via AP]

House minority leader John Boehner understands the unemployment situation on a very personal level. Three of his eleven siblings, he says, lost jobs during this recession. But he doesn't know if they've found new ones! Maybe he should call them?

Not only does Steve Carell fake out the entire Late Night with Jimmy Fallon audience by announcing "it's happening!", but he tells us the super-secret plans for what Anchorman 2 might have been. ...It could have been a Broadway show?

Do you like to fuck, but hate being forced to say one word to your prospective sex partner up until the very moment of copulation? You live in the right decade, buddy. Modern dating is retreating even deeper into sullenness.

Lindsay's family gets special permission to visit on a week day. A photograph of Mel Gibson's possibly abused baby surfaces. Britney Spears is possibly on Team Mel. Katy Perry floats in a cloud of cotton candy. Thursday gossip is tentative.

What do you do when your critically acclaimed show that costs loads to produce is watched by essentially nobody? Traditionally shows like Damages would be axed but an interesting deal via DirecTV has saved this particular drama from oblivion.

Here's a trailer for Stone, a thriller starring Robert De Niro and Edward Norton, reunited some nine years after they thrilled in The Score. This looks like a slightly more sedate movie, with a lot of sitting and yelling.

How come law degrees are becoming more worthless every day? Because new law school grads can't find jobs. Why can't they find jobs? Because bitter old coot lawyers are clinging onto their offices for dear life. A vicious legal circle!

When Michael Jackson was to meet Peete's dad who played Gordon in the original Sesame Street, she decided she wanted to look just like her music idol and hacked her braids into an afro. In this clip, the disastrous result.

Looks like they're penning other people's names on contracts for big bucks. This musician can't stand his wife but won't divorce her, and this actress has a second job as a package inspector. Together they're like a band of criminals.

Today, Good Morning America sat down with Jessi Slaughter, the 11 year-old victim of intense cyberbullying, and her parents. She talked about the content of her videos and how she's reacted to the firestorm that her videos touched off.

Murders are supposed to take place on dark inner city streets, or out in the woods. They are not supposed to take place in Beverly Hills, or—heaven forbid—in a holy place. Yet this week, they are.

Zachary Chesser, a 20 year-old kid from the DC suburbs, was arrested yesterday while allegedly on his way to travel to join an Islamist insurgency in Somalia. No surprise. Zachary fit the classic terrorist profile: he hated South Park.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[A week after a pipeline explosion, workers are fighting to contain 1,500 tons of spilled crude in the Chinese port of Dalian. Workers are using their bare hands and 23 tons of oil-eating bacteria to clean up. Pic: AP]

A study released today in the Journal of Pediatrics says that giving children drugs to shut up is child abuse, and motives include "overwhelmed parents looking for a break, amusement or punishment." Amusement? Ha! Look, my kid's on Oxys! [CNN]