[Justin Timberlake and Woody Harrelson on the set of Gawker's new favorite movie, "Friends With Benefits". Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Glenn Beck's wonderful 1981 (right) and 1982 (left) high school yearbook photos have emerged. Apparently he didn't start brooding quite so much until 1982. AP images via Huffington Post]

On last night's Daily Show, Jon said goodbye to BP's Tony Hayward, a man who provided joke/ nightmare fodder for most of the summer. Then, Stewart looked back at Hayward's past to uncover more secrets of the ooze.

Just in case you needed another reason to hate flying, this pilot decided to have some fun with his friend while they were several thousand feet up in the air.

Sumner Redstone, you cad! Already in hot water over trying to bribe a reporter to out a source and giving $100K in stock to a sexxxy girl band member, Sumner's now reportedly put another sexxxy young woman on the payroll.

We've long feared it, and now the national news media is confirming it. Bedbugs truly are going to be the modern-day plague that o'erwhelms us all. National infestations are growing rapidly and you know who's to blame? The children.

Kristen Schaal stopped by the Late Show last night and reminisced with Dave about her rural upbringing, move to New York and the crappy job she took to finance her eventual rise to fame and awesomeness.

Vogue editor Anna Wintour is hosting a fundraiser for Barack Obama at her house tonight. Holy coming-together-of-the-gods, Batman! We so desire a picture of them together. Going tonight? Take one for us. [Photoshopped pictures go in the comments.]

A new system goes into effect today that will have a letter grade — A, B, or C — based on a Department of Health evaluation posted in the window of every New York City restaurant. Prepare to be disappointed/grossed-out.

Star of Dinner for Schmucks and The Office Steve Carell stopped by Lopez Tonight to discuss the simpler times. Like when you mess up... simpler times. Or when you grab your co-worker's breast... simpler times.

Oooo, it's a racial-cultural-media controversy of the most delicious sort! Essence magazine has hired a white lady as its new fashion director. Is that bad? Or, perhaps, not bad? We'll tell you what we think below—then, everyone argue!

Oksana and Mel's troubles began at an Australian placenta ceremony. Lawyers bug Lindsay Lohan to testify about her strip search. Zac Efron blows $2000 on booze and strippers. Heidi Montag is missing. Wednesday gossip is a hot mess.

If snow is God's dandruff, then tornadoes are his middle fingers. After hours of absorbing the danger and the destruction, important themes and facts emerged.

This music scion was indeed going nilly on willies. Also today a mysterious item about a lesbian Hollywood couple and the TV actress who broke them up (I think), and two singers entering a feud.

Is Fugee-la Wyclef Jean really going to run for president of Haiti? Yes, he'll formally announce within two weeks, says P6! All paperwork's filed, says the Boston Herald! It's likely, says Wyclef's brother! He has questionable management skills, we say!

Aleksei Dymovsky was an average 32 year-old cop in Novorossiysk, Russia. Sick of the endemic corruption on the police force, he sat down and made a simple Youtube video of himself talking about the problem. How'd that work out?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

A group of scientists at the University of Sheffield have concluded a groundbreaking new study that claims "frequently" drinking alcohol eases pain from rheumatoid arthritis and can even make the disease less severe. Imagine that... booze dulls pain!

Today lawmakers in the Catalonia region of Spain voted to ban bullfighting — to take effect in January 2012 — on grounds of animal cruelty. The vote comes shortly after large protests in Barcelona for greater Catalan autonomy.

Four Mexican journalists, missing since Monday, are thought to be held by drug cartels in northern Mexico.