Earlier in the week, a mama grizzly bear and three cubs attacked hikers in Montana, killing one of them. Yesterday the mother was euthanized, and the cubs are being shipped off to ZooMontana to join its grizzly exhibit. [Billings Gazette]

Snooki avoids spending the night in jail. Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend denies he knocked her up. Casey Affleck has more trouble on his hands. Oh, and there's a big wedding happening today. It's time for a delayed installment of Saturday gossip.

Remember back when the economy really sucked? Surprise! It still does.

Things got crazy at the Jersey Shore yesterday! Snooki was arrested, and a shark swam up to the beach at Seaside Park. But video shot there proves that nothing can fully stop an afternoon of fist-pumping at the shore.

Just after the end of World War Two, the US Army dumped 16,000 mustard gas bombs in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Hawaii. But don't worry, they have a solution: Just leave it where it is!

French president Nicolas Sarkozy envies the size of Barack Obama's big ass presidential airplane, Air Force One, so much that he ordered a bigger plane, nicknamed Air Sarko One, for €176 million. Carla Bruni will be most impressed.

"I became a villain for doing the right thing," former BP chief Tony Hayward told the Journal.

It was revealed this week that The Hulk will be played by Mark Ruffalo instead of Ed Norton in the upcoming Avengers movie. Check out some of the best Hulk origin cartoons right here. HULK SMASH after the jump!

Cigarette smuggling is big business in Iran. And the most popular brand is Marlboro, which an Iranian official yesterday warned is "tainted with nuclear materials" as part of a sinister plot by producer Phillip Morris, "which is led by Zionists."

Butch Patrick, better known as Eddie Munster from The Munsters television show, is 57 years old now and getting married! A longtime fan who began writing him letters in 1964, Donna McCall, is the lucky lady. [Philly.com via]

Pablo Francisco loves the dramatic simplicity of Spanish Soap Operas. Who can blame him?

[A man and woman in Rhinebeck, NY dress up like Bill and Hillary Clinton the day before daughter Chelsea ties the knot with Marc Mezvinsky at the Hudson Valley town's Astor Court estate. Photo via Getty.]

We like to make fun of old people because they don't know how to use the Internet. But a new study suggests young people don't really know how the damn Google machine works, either.

Al Gore will be resting easier this weekend. Prosecutors in Portland say they're dropping the investigation into whether the former Vice President sexually assaulted a masseuse in a Portland hotel room in 2006 "due to a lack of credible evidence."

JB Smoove, formerly of Pooty Tang fame is quickly making a name for himself. Watch as Larry David tries to contain himself in these Curb Your Enthusiasm bloopers, standing across from HBO's must ludicrous personality.

Sometimes to really stand out, you need to leave a long, juicy comment. Sometimes all you really need is a sentence to get a good joke in. Today we us celebrate the soul of wit found in brevity.

Barack Obama drove a car today for the second time since 2007! It was the Chevy Volt, the electronic car that's supposed to save America. Watch him sputter along for 10 feet and signal his approval before the adoring masses.

With her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet visible on her ankle, Lindsay Lohan smiles and poses like Marilyn Monroe over a sidewalk grate—then whips out two handguns and "settles the score with the media." The ShamWow guy is there, too.

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Good (?) news, 30 Rock fans: NBC is going to air a live episode of the show on October 14th. So this will essentially be the November 15, 2003 SNL episode when Alec Baldwin hosted. Sounds good. [WSJ]