Bruce Campbell stars in this 1981 horror classic that put Sam Raimi on the map. If you're a fan of gore and violence with just a hint of slapstick humor, prepare yourself for a bloody good time.

Unsatisfied with being belligerent at town hall meetings and creating racist signs, Tea Party activists are swarming on Williamsburg, Virginia this summer to ruin educational family vacations by yelling and asking costumed reenactors how to overthrow the government. Ugh.

The United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia are banning certain Blackberry functions because the maker, RIM, won't allow them access to users' encrypted data. The UAE will block emails, web browsing and IM'ing, while Saudi Arabia is banning text messaging.

The big day for Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky came and went, and we're sifting through the most important details, like who wore what (Vera Wang! Burberry!), which famous people were there (Ted Danson!), and more. Wedding mania continues!

Did you know that Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange is a poet? With the help of the Way Back Machine, we look into the troubled soul of a freedom fighter. In one poem, he meets a tiger in a golden meadow.

Shocker: BP used too much of a poisonous chemical dispersant on the oil spill.

Rich old people beware: The Post says "a group of Gypsies" are running around New York! Just ask 95-year-old Alan Russell, who met "Suprena" on the street and eventually gave her $350,000 so she could buy property in Florida.

Chelsea Clinton tied the knot with Marc Mezvinsky in front of 500 guests this evening in Rhinebeck, NY. Details about the event are still emerging, but you'll find the first few photos of the interfaith ceremony conducted this evening below.

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Gabriel explains why every group of girls that goes dancing should have at least one male escort.

The classic comedy duo sets off a new age of misunderstanding jokes, bits, puns, and goofs.

Dutch teen Laura Dekker leaves Wednesday for Portugal, where she will begin her attempt at being the youngest person to sail around the world alone. Last week a court released the 14-year-old from Dutch child protection services guardianship. [AP]

Blake Lively and boyfriend Penn Badgley dined last night at Market Table in the Village, says a Gawker Stalker tipster who sent along this photo. Have you seen someone interesting? Email it to stalker@gawker.com or post it yourself to #stalker.

With Private Bradley Manning sitting in solitary confinement in the United States, Army investigators are now looking at civilian suspects who could have aided him in allegedly leaking tens of thousands of classified military documents from the war in Afghanistan.

Rapper Cam'ron once asked of Jay Z: "How is the King of New York rockin' sandals with jeans?" Well, Jay Z fan President Barack Obama followed in his footsteps and wore sandals with jeans to DC's International Spy Museum. Mandals!

Former media mogul Conrad Black — who was recently released on bond from his six-plus year prison sentence for stealing millions of dollars from his businesses — has penned a column for Toronto's National Post. Hint: prison is unfair!

The Most Important Event of the Summer is finally here! Our beloved Chelsea Clinton is marrying some dude up in picturesque Rhinebeck, New York, and the media is frothing with excitement: Celebrities! Guest lists! Bubba! Rich people! Wedding! [USAT, TVNewser]

Dove World Outreach Center pastor Terry Jones—the man who hopes to lead his flock in a mass Koran-burning in September to commemorate 9/11—says that he's as welcoming of other faiths as the next guy.

Have you seen three men wearing orange jumpsuits running around in Arizona? Don't approach them.

When a Florida cellphone store clerk was approached by an armed robber, she turned to Jesus for help: "I'm just going to talk to you about Jesus, my God, before you leave." He left, and later robbed a Payless ShoeSource.