The good news: prices are going down! The bad news: this will destroy the American economy (again). Unless...

After thirteen days of incarceration, Lindsay Lohan has been released. Justin Bieber is writing an "illustrated memoir." T.I. tied the knot, and so did James Van Der Beek. Monday gossip is free at last.

Rupert Murdoch is able to fund an economically irrational NYC newspaper war thanks to the fact that News Corp has tons of cash. (They made Avatar, you know!) What to do with these mounds of money? Buy a baseball team.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Southern Russia is basically on fire. Yesterday alone, hundreds of fires broke out due to record heat and dry fields, and at least 28 people have died. But that didn't stop a few guys from driving through Hell on Earth.

[If BP is successful with its "static kill" of the oil well — plugging the well with cement and mud — the company will move on to the final "bottom kill" phase with a relief well. Image via AP]

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail at 1:35 am (Pacific) today. Next stop: rehab!

Western lowland gorilla Mouila, who lives in a British zoo, just turned 50 years old! She has eight offspring and is a grandmother. Mouila had a blowout party with six other gorillas, and opened packages filled with treats and straw.

Goldman Sachs can't do anything right. The embattled investment bank is now getting heat from its Battery Park City neighbors because the Hudson ferry boats they use — the Yogi Berra and Frank Sinatra — are too loud. Where's Lloyd?!

[Sunbathers on Flamengo beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Being at work on Monday morning is almost as good as this! Pic via AP.]

The hip microblogging service Tumblr isn't just for photo blogs about dogs wearing human clothes anymore! As The New York Times writes today, it's also for media companies flailing about on the internet. Are they succeeding? Let's find out!

Lobsterman Denny Ingram caught a yellow lobster last week! It is a Lobster Prince, and it granted him six wishes in exchange for its freedom. (That, or, it's a rare genetic anomaly occurring in one in 30 million lobsters.) [NYDN]

Celebrity cameos are nothing new for Entourage, but tonight's episode pulled out all of the stops. Shall we count? Jessica Simpson. Mike Tyson. Sasha Gray. Stan Lee. Bob Saget. Aaron Sorkin. Phoning in a TV show never looked so famous.

A broken cooling system on the International Space Station may require spacewalks to fix.

Last night's episode of True Blood was boring. For a show that loves to go over the top, this episode felt restrained and weak. That probably has to do with the look into Sookie's mind, which was expectedly lame.

Your money: Maybe not as safe as you think. Security expert Barnaby Jack showed off three different ways to hack an ATM last week, including one particularly flashy method that left the machine playing music and spitting out twenties.

Morrie Yohai, "an accomplished photographer, poet, professor and businessman," as well as one of the dudes that created Cheez Doodles, died of cancer at age 90. Today, we are all Chester Cheeto.

Last week's episode of Mad Men promised a darker world for the show's characters and tonight's episode certainly delivered. Nearly everyone found themselves on the receiving end of some kind of abuse, mostly emotional, mostly derived from past choices.

Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch is really only good for a few things, and these 30 seconds have them all—sexist comments, vapid ladies, ill-advised dating advice, and, of course, an obligatory booty spank. Video inside.

[A man dressed as a Danielle Staub dances during a procession honoring the capital's patron St. Dominic of Guzman in Managua, Nicaragua. Pic via AP.]