[Pax and Zahara Jolie-Pitt await their mother's cue at a children's store in Oakland, California. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Some people have unusual names that sound more unusual when repeated over and over again. This video proves that is the case with the titular heroine of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Redundancy has never been so cool! Video inside.

The House will "likely" break from its month-long vacation to take a vote. Poor souls.

Three years after their music video about Barack Obama went viral, Amber Lee Ettinger and "I Got a Crush... on Obama" creator Ben Relles have managed to monetize their company. They sat down for an interview with Business Insider.

On last night's Rescue Me, a cancer-stricken 9/11 veteran comes to terms with his mortality. His main regret in life? Not punching out annoying celebrities like Dr. Phil, Regis Philbin, and Haley Joel Osment. Touché. Video inside.

There are a number of ways to celebrate winning $50,000 on Wipeout. For reasons unknown, this contestant decides to express his joy with an earth-shattering yell. Video inside.

For the first time in electoral history, voting matters! Two candidates in Michigan's "fighting first" congressional district, Dan Benishek and Jason Allen, received 27,091 and 27,090 votes, respectively, in yesterday's Republican primary. Whom will Kevin Costner pick? [via]

That horrible Michaele Salahi woman says she plans to auction off the dress she wore to crash a White House state dinner and donate the proceeds to charity. Of course the sale coincides with her reality television debut.

It's been more than 72 hours now since America's princess Chelsea Clinton got hitched, and you, the little people, are likely going into Chelsea withdrawal. Click through immediately for today's Chelsea news: real estate! Party time! And Jews!

When people think of Star Wars, they often think of lightsabers. Inspired by that association, this video puts together every instance of lightsaber extension—and retraction!—from all six episodes of the Sci-Fi saga. May the force be with you!

Dan Maes, a silly Republican running for Colorado governor, says that his potential Democratic challenger, Denver mayor John Hickenlooper, is "converting Denver into a United Nations community" via his efforts to promote bike-riding, which "could threaten our personal freedoms." Seriously.

Geoffrey Kemp was once Reagan's assistant for national security affairs and a National Security Council employee. Turns out he was also the FBI and State Department's prime suspect for leaking classified material to newspaper duo Robert Novak and Rowland Evans.

Celebrating the birth of his third son, Axel, funnyman Will Ferrell explained this morning to Regis and Kelly the origin of his children's uncommon names. Spoiler: it's not because he's a big Guns N' Roses fan. Video inside.

By the way, Haitian presidential candidate Wyclef Jean owes the IRS $2.1 million. Doh!

What's better than a video of an attractive Japanese girl? A video of an attractive Japanese girl who also happens to conduct a train on Japan's high-speed rail system, Shinkansen! Watch as she revs things up to a cool 270km/h.

In the last three years, the ranks of the American obese have grown by 2.4 million people. This, despite greater access to magical butt-toning shoes than ever before. If only there were another corporate behemoth to motivate us, technomagically?

A public library in Burlington County, New Jersey has ordered all of the copies of Revolutionary Voices: A Multicultural Queer Youth Anthology removed from circulation, after a member of Glenn Beck's 9/12 Project complained about the book's content.

Rep. Anthony Weiner and Sen. Chuck Schumer are two of New York's loudest Democratic politicians. They love to opine on everything! Except, strangely, on the issue of the Ground Zero Mosque. Why such deafening silence from these two flappy-mouths?

We've really been on a roll with our now monthly trivia nights, and this one was even bigger and badder ass than the last. There was much craziness along with some true trivia brilliance; come in and take a look.