Thursday was International Beer Day! Did you raise a glass of beer to former president Jimmy Carter? You should have: Carter's actions as president helped start the brewing renaissance that helps keep your local stocked with delicious craft beers.

Futurama tonight was overtaken by the glory of cats. Here is the adorable alien history you've been waiting for, complete with ancient Egyptian pyramid theory. Is this the first move in Futurama's quest to conquer the internet?

Bethenny Getting Married? has shown us that Bethenny's nanny, Gina, is the sh*t. Jason comments that Bethenny's body looks great after pregnancy and Gina proceeds to remind Bethenny to keep an eye on him because "men are stinkers, you know?"

Would it be diffcult to game news aggregation giant Digg's simple up-vote/down-vote system for selecting links for its heavily-trafficked front page? Not really: The right-wing group "Digg Patriots" appears to have engaged in a multiyear effort to "bury" left-leaning sites.

There are numerous reasons why Wyclef Jean should not be the next president of Haiti. Writing for Fast Company, writer Jenara Nerenberg offers up a few reasons why he might be the ideal man for the job.

Christina Romer, the chair of the White House's Council of Economic Advisers, will step down in September.

This week on Big Brother, one show-mance targeted another leaving Hayden and Kristen to fight for their lives. Let's remember their last week together—tie-dyed unitards, solitary confinement and all—and have one more look at the way they were.

The animal kingdom never ceases to amaze us with its majesty, splendor, unpredictability... oh, yeah—and horniness. Sometimes, all you can say is "Wow," and that's exactly what this turtle does—repeatedly, and enthusiastically—during sex with his boo. Video inside.

A man has been accused of spraying bottled semen onto the backs of shoppers in Maryland. And then taking pictures. As one resident put it: "Oh, that's nasty. Oh, that's really not good. That's disgusting."

It's not hard to make Laura Ingraham look stupid—Stephen Colbert did it just two nights ago!—but who would have thought that Bill O'Reilly would make Ingraham look stupid? Inside, video of their heated Factor discussion about school nutrition.

Trying to convince their clients that "everything ages fast," Brazilian ad agency Moma mocked up some hilarious vintage 1960s-style ads for Facebook, YouTube, and Skype. (Including charmingly broken Brazilian English.) Yes, there's even a Keyboard Cat cameo.

Online gaming can be addicting and put a rift in relationships. Nick Swardson recounts his personal experience with these awkward situations.

Want to watch Jersey Shore but don't have anyone to sit and make fun of the cast with? Then step on in and join our live blog. It's just like playing "Shoot the Freak" on Coney Island!

After coming under fire for his company's donations to a political action group supporting right-wing Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Tom Emmer, Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel wrote a letter apologizing to his company's employees for... hurting their feelings?

Welcome to the Project Runway commenter live blog—now "supersized," thanks to the show's new expanded-episode format. Like soccer players, we do it for 90 minutes now! Why not join us, just for kicks?

[Two young men jump into the Hoosic River from a covered bridge in Buskirk, NY today. It's a great way to keep cool—if you don't break a leg. Image via AP]

Supporters of Prop 8 in California have filed their appeal following Judge Vaughn Walker's ruling yesterday overturning the ban on gay marriage. Now let's just sit back and wait many, many years for this to play out! [Photo: Getty]

This afternoon, Glenn Beck went off on a tangent about his belief that unwise government spending leads to the decay of cities. Then, he used some very energetic—and delicious!—metaphors, comparing public funding for the arts to junk food.

Today we looked at Condé Nast's plan to turn its magazine titles into restaurants. Commenters were appropriately disdainful of this silly idea. Except one, who had an even bigger idea.

Former Elle Decor editor Margaret Russell is the new editor-in-chief of Conde Nast's Architectural Digest.