It seems like so long ago Jessi Slaughter was the 11-year-old girl brought to tears by Internet bullies. Now she has announced that she's launching a clothing line in a new video. OK, it's time to say goodbye Jessi!

As everyone already knew, Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin's recent camping trip together was filmed for TLC. But it's not for Kate's show. No, it's for the upcoming show, Sarah Palin's Alaska. Who's acting like the celebrity now, Sarah?

Rush is always so right about everything, isn't he? Well, not today! Rush decided to be as much of an ass as possible, claiming that the media's been "celebrating" Michelle Obama's Spanish vacation because of guilt over our "slave past."

Justin Timberlake and Russell Brand hop on the Simpsons wagon, Rosie O'Donnell heads back to daytime, Ryan and Tatum O'Neal's new reality show, watch for the Kids in the Hall to appear on tonight's episode of The Soup, and more!

New York Senator Chuck Schumer introduced a bill today that would require apparel companies to wait three years before copying the designs of high-end fashion labels. Forever 21 will soon be called Forever 24.

Dennis Leary went on Late Night to work out some new stand up material do an interview with Jimmy Fallon, and hopefully his kids weren't watching. Once they're in college, he gets to use the Xbox.

On Wednesday, Rudy Giuliani's daughter was arrested in a ponytail and oversized t-shirt. On Thursday, photos of her emerging from the police custody with a paparazzi-ready makeover hit the papers. Today she removed her Facebook profile and went silent.

Mark Hurd, the CEO of Hewlett-Packard, is resigning after a company investigation into sexual harassment allegations against him found "violations of the company's standards of business conduct." No replacement's been named yet. [NYT. Pic: Getty]

A study has compiled a list of the top college majors that lead to low pay. Shockingly, if you major in art or religion or social work, you will never make any money ever and die a penniless, miserable idealist.

Mitt Romney, who sleeps in a blue blazer, red power-tie and khaki slacks, drove his ol' pickup truck to a New Hampshire fundraiser yesterday. Will this "proletarian-car" populist approach help him, as it did Sen. Scott Brown? Unlikely.

Rolling Stone's Michael Hastings is surprised the Army denied his latest embed request. Generous soul!

Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean both love Haiti. So you'd think they'd love each other. Wrong! Just minutes after Wyclef announced his candidacy on CNN, Sean was on the air casting aspersions about his intentions. Now, Wyclef responds.

You have to appreciate a doctor that doesn't mind getting a little messy for the message of good health. Today on Dr. Oz, we learned not only should we stomp on grapes... but we should rub them on our face.

Congratulations to kernalvax for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, what Will Ferrell won't do for a laugh, Jon Stewart dismantles criticism against the repeal of Prop 8, Bethenny Frankel's sage nanny, and the Seinfeld remix to a Lady Gaga song that will drive Jerry Seinfeld nuts.

The worst part about Project Runway is the first few episodes when the cast is still littered with bad designers. At least they have the decency to create some drama before getting kicked out!

We received a tip from Kayla, a reader who got a strange letter in the mail that includes details about Comet, the Tanner Family's dog from Full House. TV fans, we present the evidence to you in hopes of answers.

Michael Bloomberg, having already delivered an eloquent defense of the Islamic community center near Ground Zero, has returned to his typical testiness. Today, for example, he told a radio host, "It's a shame we even have to talk about this."

It's true, and the old biddy didn't even see it coming. Also today: casting news about some smaller-time actors that is still pretty interesting, the Family Guy guy goes all earnest on us, and some thoughts on David E. Kelley.

The lavish New Jersey mansion once home to Kimora Lee Simmons and her ex-husband Russell has been sold. But first they're having a yard sale! It includes Warhol paintings, $20,000 bronzes, fur coats, and a $200,000 bed.