What better time to get married than when you're standing in front of a judge, handcuffed and in a jumpsuit, for a motions hearing on crack charges? That's what Franklin Barndt did on Friday when he married girlfriend Takesha Piazza.

South Korea and the U.S. held military exercises in the Yellow Sea, and North Korea got pissed. Now they've retaliated by... capturing a fishing vessel? To be fair, the seven detained crew members are really good fishermen. [CNN]

[New Yorkers yesterday swam in pools that were converted from dumpsters on Park Avenue as part of the city's Summer Streets, where streets are temporarily closed to car traffic. Image via Getty]

The men who escaped from an Arizona prison last week are running around killing and burning people.

Deal alert: Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking is currently $203.13 off on Amazon! Which means it's only $421.87. A $625, six-volume, 2,200-page cookbook? This is the price of molecular gastronomy.

The Salahis have a party at a gay bar! Bob Barker is scared of pregnant women. Teresa Giudice is selling her suit of armor. Taylor Momsen screwed a priest (just kidding). Sunday's Gossip Roundup is toad-ally frog-some.

Can anyone out there honestly say they don't love The Office? Of course not.

A shark was spotted at Rockaway Beach yesterday, and the Post really went for it: A "finned fiend" emerged at "Shark-away Beach" and "took a bite out of a beautiful morning" — the third sighting of "toothy terrors" this summer!

Here is Matt Braunger's first stand up appearance on network television. He discusses his reservations with Harry Potter, because seriously, an owl as a pet?

Hello, Old Person. Would you like to be annoyed and confused? Let's talk about the chipmunk-voiced YouTube phenomenon known as 'Fred'. He has a new movie coming out, and all the kids are going to be talking about it.

The World Sauna Championships in Finland ended today with the death of a finalist, Russian Vladimir Ladyzhensky. He was going for the win against Finnish rival Timo Kaukonen, when both were rushed to the hospital with severe burns.

Just as Vitaminwater might not actually be a magical elixir, "toning shoes" probably don't give you a tight ass and sculpted legs like the manufacturers tell you they do. What is this world coming to?

Looks like cosmetics chain Sephora has changed its mind: It's pressing charges against Caroline Giuliani

Here's a scenario: You're wanted on two active assault warrants, and you've got 19 bags of weed in your pocket that you're looking to sell. Want some advice? Don't show up to a courthouse with either of these.

Elena Kagan today was sworn in as the 112th Supreme Court justice. She is the fourth woman to serve.

[A man gives Marilyn Monroe a spray-on tan or something during a sand sculpture festival today in St. Petersburg, Russia. He can try, but she'll never be Jersey Shore worthy. Image via AP]

The Swedish government has ordered a Swedish Hells Angels member (!?) to repay medical benefits after he committed crimes that would have been impossible given the back condition he claimed. This will happen all the time under Obama's health plan!

Now that BP's oil well is plugged, government scientists can start looking at what 1.8 million gallons of the chemical dispersant Corexit did to the environment, and seafood in the Gulf of Mexico. The FDA says don't sweat it!

Today, the Drudge Report offers more proof that America hates Obama: Video of Boy Scouts booing a message from our leader at a convention. But were they actually booing because they love Obama so much? YouTube detectives: On the case!

If we had $28 million dollars for every time we sexually harassed someone we would have $0. But HP CEO Mark Hurd snagged $28 million after trying to conceal a relationship with a contractor who said he sexually harassed her.