Actress Patricia Neal, who won an Oscar for Hud in 1963, died of cancer on Sunday.

A Pop-Tarts "cafe," featuring a 30-item menu including "Pop-Tarts sushi" and a build-your-own pack vending machine, will open in Times Square on Tuesday. Yes, you read that right: Pop-Tarts sushi. We have suggestions for more menu items!

The recently-unveiled Nao robot, seen here demonstrating its superior dance skills, is the first robot in the world that can "develop and display emotions"—including sadness, happiness, fright, and, hopefully, guilt, which could prevent it from killing us all.

Last week, Hewlett Packard CEO Mark Hurd resigned after a sexual harassment investigation, earning himself a $28 million severance package. The woman involved has come forward, and it's... a skin-flick actress! (And saleswoman.) Want to see her sexy movies?

Sure, this may be a pretty depressing outlook, but you have to admit Chris Rock has a point. Watch as the controversial comedian talks about married life.

26-year-old Phillippe Treuille was sad because a girl dumped him. He was soothing his pain by contemplating the East River yesterday, when a passing stranger told him to jump in. He did, and survived. See what you did, stranger? [Gothamist]

[Computer-Generated Idealization of a Human Male Cristiano Ronaldo takes off his shirt after Real Madrid beat the LA Galaxy 3-2 last night in LA.]

A guy is trying to sell Heidiandspencer.com on eBay for $21 million. He must be banking on Heidi and Spencer getting back together, because he says it's the "Greatest Domain Ever." Act now: There are only three days left! [Radar]

U.S. Marshals have said that two men who recently escaped from prison in Arizona — and who have gone on a killing and burning spree — are likely hiding in Yellowstone National Park in Montana or Wyoming. Dont go there.

We had an egg salad sandwich for lunch today. It was a really good sandwich! Meanwhile, Michelle and Sasha Obama ate with the King of Spain. Want to see what they had for lunch?

Vegans are a great lay. So sinewy and healthy, with boundless energy, ruddy complexion and a willingness to experiment. Just don't marry a vegan, because then your wedding will be filled with boring food dilemmas.

Rep. John Boehner has obviously been working on his tan this summer, but besides that he appeared on Meet The Press today and said a repeal of the 14th Amendment, which provides citizenship to anyone born here, is "worth considering."

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be inducted into the Museum of Bad Art, which showcases the most horrific pieces of "creativity" ever painted? Well, wonder no more: PasteMagazine.com collected 15 of the worst—see them inside.

Excited about getting hitched, a Turkish man fired an AK-47 during his wedding celebration but lost control, accidentally killing his father and two aunts. This reminds us of another accidental wedding shooting. Guns and weddings... bad combo. [BBC]

Red is a pomeranian. He was abandoned by his previous owner, found on the streets of San Bernardino, and taken in by a nice lady. Red also recently underwent gender reassignment surgery, because he was a hermaphrodite. His story, inside.

Storms in North Dakota and Minnesota set off tornadoes yesterday, picking up cars and leveling homes, with one tornado reportedly lasting 30 minutes. A storm chaser shot video of one tornado ripping up a farm house near Campbell, Minnesota.

Tiger Woods, at the Bridgestone Invitational tournament, had his worst finish ever as a pro. Get this man to a strip club now!

Michael Shannon stars in this gripping southern drama about two sets of half-brothers that go to war following the death of their mutual father. Written and directed by Jeff Nichols, the soundtrack is provided by his brother's band, Lucero.

For no apparent reason, the cost of a jar of Britain's favorite spread Marmite has gone through the roof over the past five years, with a 500 gram jar now costing more than a gallon of gas. What's going on?

Dan Schruender is running for school board in the town of Rialto, California. Schruender is a proud member of the Aryan Nations. He might win, because no one's running against him. Don't let this happen!