So Now It's the School's Fault That You're a Failure?

Hamilton Nolan · 08/10/10 11:01AM

Since time immemorial, the job of a high school has been to see to it that kids get their god damn diploma and never come back. Now, someone wants to keep track of how those kids do later? Why?

Today's Gawker.TV Trivia

Emily Chen · 08/10/10 11:00AM

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Leo DiCaprio: Kate's Husband Told Us How to Have Sex

Maureen O'Connor · 08/10/10 09:34AM

As the Winslet-Mendes marriage fell apart, Kate "freaked out" over her Mendes-directed sex scenes with Leonardo. Snooki on sobering up in jail: "It happens to the best of us." Tuesday gossip is a matter of opinion.

Which Glee Star Got a Tween Queen Blind Drunk?

Brian Moylan · 08/10/10 09:26AM

It was her first time—drinking alcohol, that is. This star is going to extremes to fake a pregnancy, and this actress will shave her head (and dump her boyfriend) for a role. It's all about the right look!

Only Government Bloodsuckers Made More Money Last Year

Hamilton Nolan · 08/10/10 09:16AM

Is the "Great Recession" over? Not according to statistics! Here is what happened last year economically, in a nutshell: everybody got poorer, except the people who live off your tax dollars. Where was the Tea Party during all this?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Case of Drunken Driving

nightintern · 08/10/10 08:20AM

Before the Manzo/Giudice crew left for Italy, the Housewives confronted Joe's alleged drunken driving arrest. On top of the disturbing pictures from the crash, Danielle's reaction to the situation was not necessarily one of "love and light".