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Break out the Marlboro Reds and warm beer, because Van Halen is back. Right now the original members are "in the studio recording an album with [David Lee] Roth" that should be out next year. Somewhere, Sammy Hagar is crying.

A rare white elephant was captured in the jungles of Myanmar and has been transported to the capital, where the 38-year-old animal will live out its days caged in front of a temple. The country's military leadership named her Bhaddavati.

One of the Arizona fugitives thought to be hiding in Yellowstone Park was arrested yesterday while hitchiking with a 9mm pistol. But the last of three prison escapees is still on the run with his fiancee/cousin, presumably in northern Montana.

Naomi Campbell's ex-agent joined Mia Farrow in disputing her former client's testimony in the blood diamonds trial in The Hague.

A road rage incident flared up Saturday as two cars were leaving the Fayette County Fair in Pennsylvania, prompting one driver to grab her kid's dirty diaper and smear it across the back window of her adversary's car. Classy! [AP]

[Here's two side-by-side pictures of Petermann glacier, before and after a huge ice island four times the size of Manhattan broke off of it. Talk about "breaking the ice"! Right? "Breaking the ice"? Pic via AP.]

To many conservatives, almost everything is a secret liberal plot: from fluoride in the water to medicare reimbursements for end-of-life planning with your doctor to efforts to teach evolution in schools.

Animal rights group Animals Asia has released photographs of Chinese maltreatment of animals, including "toothless tigers riding on the backs of horses," pigs on diving boards, and bears riding motorcycles on tightropes. Which is awful! But: Wow! [Telegraph]

Paul Kagame, the current President of Rwanda, appears headed for re-election in a landslide.

The MTA has agreed to run these ugly ads opposing the Cordoba House (or, in the ad's words, "WTC Mega Mosque") on its buses. Luckily, there are no buses left in New York, thanks to the MTA's service cuts. [NYP]

Levi Johnston, the ex-fiancé of former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, will run for office in Wasilla, the town where Palin served as mayor. Which office? Um, he hasn't filed yet. And the deadline was July 30.

[Two container ships collided near Mumbai on Monday, placing the Arabian sea in danger of an oil spill from the MSC Chitra, the ship seen tilting dangerously here. Pic via AP]

After being voted off a show, most contestants like to take time to thank their fans and supporters. This Last Comic Standing comic said what most of those competitors are really thinking.

The cover of Weezer's new album is a photo of Jorge Garcia, the actor who plays Hurley on Lost. Why? Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo explains, "This photo of Jorge Garcia... just had this amazing vibe." Oh.

Gifted with sleight of hand from his mother and what appears to be cake-carving skills and a love of spinach from his father, Glenn Beck used his powers to work in radio and later on in television.

Michelle is best known for being the creepy girl from the last season of The Bachelor. Now, she's back and competing for money on the Bachelor/Bachelorette spin-off, Bachelor Pad, which premiered tonight.

Attractive women are discriminated against in certain professions, according to a recent study that asked participants to sort photographs of job applicants based on their "suitability for the job." But what kind of jobs aren't suitable for a total babe?

So, the Teen Choice Awards are airing right now, and this year's watercooler moment just happened: Shaquille O'Neal presented Justin Bieber with his four awards, they flirted a bit, and then Bieber gave an awkward performace of "Smile." Video inside.

Mark Papermaster, the guy in charge of iPhone hardware, is leaving Apple, possibly due to that whole antenna thing.