The beauty of cell phones is that someone can use one to record people doing stupid things and then share it with the world, like this video of two drunk guys tried to set up a tent at a festival.

eBay CEO Meg Whitman's quest to buy the California governor's seat continues. She just donated another $13 million to her own campaign, bringing her total contribution to $104 million. Her opponent, Jerry Brown, has spent less than $1 million.

Police in Paris are looking for two young women who robbed a man at an ATM machine by flashing their breasts: "As he stared at one, the other then withdrew 300 euros" from the man's account. [Telegraph, via]

A new Gallup poll shows that 49 percent of 18- to 29-year-olds have a "great deal" of confidence in newspapers, compared to just 16 percent of 30- to 49-year-olds. This is because they have never read a newspaper.

The obligatory casting rumors have begun to materialize as NBC tries to figure out what to do with The Office post-Carell. The good news is the latest rumors are linking to Danny McBride and New Zealander Rhys Darby.

James Dean really regretted moving from New York to Los Angeles: "I WANT TO DIE."

Google Street View has been known to preserve records of crimes past. Now, a Long Island town is using Google Earth satellite images to go after rule-breakers. Riverhead has busted 250 homeowners for backyard pools constructed without proper permits. Creepy!

[A girl at the Brookfield Zoo in Illinois taunts Hudson the polar bear from inside an air-conditioned viewing room during an "excessive heat warning" for the area. At least he has a swimming pool! Image via Getty]

The blog Right Wing News asked "more than a hundred bloggers" who they thought were the worst people in American history. The results may shock you! Or maybe not. Jane Fonda makes the cut, along with FDR. Let's look.

No doubt you've heard about Jay Valentine, the New York homeless man who unbelievably isn't a thief or a drug addict! He returned a lady's credit card after she loaned it to him. Now he's getting job offers.

To punctuation expert Lynne Truss, The New Yorker is "that famous punctilious periodical." The last grammar mistake to appear in the New Yorker might have been made by a hungover E.B. White. But has this impeccable record finally been broken?

Casslyn Welch, one half of the cousin/fiancee "Bonnie and Clyde" couple from Arizona, became a federal informant after being caught with drugs bound for white supremacists in prison. She's no Butt Smuggler, but did sneak heroin into prison three times.

A Mississippi salon owner says that an unexpected power outage left a client bald because she was unable to wash out some hair treatment chemicals. Maybe you should not put chemicals in your hair that can burn it off?

California Assemblyman, and former filmmaker, Anthony Portantino has authored legislation that would make crashing high profile Hollywood events a crime, punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. Oh well, LA parties suck anyway. [LAT]

23-year-old Liu Wei blew away the competition on China's Got Talent last week when he played "Mariage D'amour" perfectly on the piano. But the odds are stacked against Liu: He has no arms and plays the piano with his feet.

Dexter's Laboratory had its moments, but this is one you won't be seeing on television again any time soon. This segment is off limits due to an flamboyant Silver Surfer parody and an intoxicated Hulk derivative calling himself Krunk.

The Levi Johnston-Bristol Palin custody battle finally ends. The Lohans talk about their daughter. Nicole Richie got a new cat. Miley Cyrus wants a boob job. What's more humiliating than being dumped via press release? Welcome to Saturday Gossip Roundup.

An estimated 20 million people in Pakistan have been left homeless by flooding, and there are reports of cholera in at least one area.

Yesterday we told you about our undercover Muslim president hosting a Ramadan iftar. Well, he also threw his support behind the spooky Ground Zero mosque. Thankfully we have the cover of the New York Post to keep patriotic Americans informed.

In 2003 it was illegal for black people to be nerds. Sad but true. Listen as Donald Glover rejoices for being able to live a life now, free to embrace his nerd-dome thanks to our President.