The Last Exorcism comes out later this month, but the movie already has tons of online buzz, thanks to a genius marketing campaign involving a hot girl, unsuspecting teenage boys on Chatroulette, and the scariest bait-and-switch trick ever. Video inside.

After all that, the best those measly jurors in Rod Blagojevich's corruption trial could manage was one conviction and a mistrial on the 23 other counts. The jurors are blaming the case's complexity. Why don't we hear this more often?

This morning, Fox & Friends had the revitalized Dolph Lundgren in to answer questions about The Expendables. From questions about not being American to Sly Stallone fawning, Doocy and Co. were begging to be broken by Ivan Drago.

Jennifer Aniston's latest film, The Switch, has incurred the wrath of Bill O'Reilly, who believes the film goes against "traditional family values". Here, Aniston clarifies exactly what message she wants to send.

Fast food is already 98% of the average American's diet. So when the average American cannot afford fast food, we have a problem. Pizza Hut must slash its prices—otherwise, Americans could literally lose weight.

Initial unemployment claims rose to 500,000 today, the highest level since November. Analysts had predicted a drop. They were wrong. This figure would be below 400,000 in a healthy, recovering economy, which we do not have. [Image: AP]

This morning, Today delved deep into the depths of the issue that's plaguing America, land of snackers extraordinaire—how noisy the new biodegradable Sun Chips bag is. Serious news inside.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the long awaited exile!

Wednesday's episode of The Daily Ten caught up with the artist formerly known as "Scary Spice" at a charity event. This preview of her new Style Network reality show is filled with Mel B's trademark cheekiness.

Last night Stephen used "The Word" to uncover the best ideas our misguided politicians can come up with for illegal immigration. Also, the distinguished host seems to know a bit too much about how addictive immigrant labor can be.

Here's a trailer for Doug Liman's Fair Game, a political thriller about the CIA leak disaster that burned undercover operative Valerie Plame, possibly because her husband, Joe "Not the 'You Lie' Guy" Wilson was publicly critical of the Iraq war.

Killings of the homeless are at their highest level in a decade. Stop that.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

This week, we discovered that Justin Bieber's song, "U Smile," is awesome when slowed down 800% (listen here). Speeding it up by the same factor results in a totally different experience. Warning: you might need an aspirin after this.

Aerosmith's singing succubus and possible American Idol judge Steven Tyler fell off the stage during the band's gig in Toronto yesterday. This slip comes a year after an on-stage topple broke his shoulder. Someone get this guy a chair!

What do you get when you cross a wooden pole and orange Speedos with moves that would make the 1996 Women's Olympic gymnastic team jealous? Why, the sport of Indian pole gymnastics of course!

Everyone knows that exclusive private kindergartens in Manhattan are too expensive, too competitive, and make parents crazy. But one good story on $400 per hour kindergarten interview consultants really drives home the point: everyone involved here is awful.

Jerry O'Connell was on Kimmel last night promoting both his new, full-frontal film Piranha 3D and his two-year-old twins. O'Connell explains how he sometimes has to take drastic measures with the kids to remain a superstar.

If you're running for mayor of a small Alabama town, the clearest path to victory is simply making up an endorsement from the Alabama football coach. But don't get caught, like Dorothy Davidson's campaign did! That ruins the whole plan.

This is what the New York Times fashion brigade is saying this morning, anyway. You know how fashion trends repeat themselves every twenty years? Well brace yourselves, because — shudder — we're heading into the '90s. First stop: Elaine.