He fell off the wagon, dropped his pants, and dry humped a waiter! This actor was behaving strangely at a party, and another actor is bagging a tennis player's wife. Looks like his balls are in her court!

This poor sheriff in Wake County, NC got trapped in his car by a swarm of bees. 50,000 bees! Apparently, a truck hauling beehives malfunctioned and the bees escaped keeping Brandon Jenkins in his car for three hours.

First, America's women were relentlessly assaulted by Spanx™ undergarments, which bound their bodies tight like so many sausage cases. Now, our nation's men—once presumed impervious to this sort of thing—are also falling prey to, well, girdles, for chrissake.

This alternately harrowing and beautiful video was taken by a pinhole camera on the side of one of the boosters of the STS-124 launch, after they separated and fell back to earth. It's literally like falling out of the sky.

J.Lo's assistants aren't allowed significant others or vacations. Fred Armisen dumped Elisabeth Moss for a younger SNL cast member. Montana Fishburne explains the weird spots on her butt. Naomi Campbell cheats on her taxes. Thursday gossip rules with fear.

There once was a crazy public access preacher known as "Spirit of Truth." Daniel Tosh gives him a shot at redemption by letting him teach Sunday School and prepares him for his next sermon, complete with bikinis and booze.

For what seems like one million years now, media outlets have gleefully reported that America is full of sex-hungry cougar women, chasing young men down and sucking them dry. Minor correction: turns out that's not true.

[Jennifer Aniston arriving at the "Good Morning America" studios today; image via Splash]

Check out this video, wherein a cat demonstrates his distaste for the omnipresent Biebs. Maybe he just wants more Twilight coverage in his teen magazines.

When Chelsea welcomed Jennifer Aniston on her show last night, the topic was all of the insane rumors about Jen's life. Most aren't true, but that doesn't stop Chelsea from using them as justification for her own life choices.

Tabloid hussie-hisser Andrea Peyser usually ends up writing about sex fiends, but that's only because sex fiends are the city's greatest menace. She is always alert for other menaces. Like bicyclists—foreigner bicyclists.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The man appointed to handle a $20 billion oil spill compensation fund from BP, Kenneth R. Feinberg, yesterday told spill claimants, "No more beating up on BP." He also promised that personal claims would be processed in 48 hours. [LAT]

French President Nicolas Sarkozy apparently doesn't like Gypsies.

[A picture taken last night on the sidewalk in front of the proposed Park51 Islamic Cultural Center in lower Manhattan. Meanwhile, the New York Post is trying to link the building to "Iranian nuke nut" Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Image: Derek Rose]

Spectators at the Tafalla bullring in Spain were shocked when a bull tried to escape from the arena and rampaged through the crowd, injuring 40 people. In the video, one spectator grabs the bulls tail.

There have been conflicting stories from the son of a sheriff's deputy who was beaten by Denver cops in 2009, and the cops who beat him on video. According to two eyewitnesses: "It was very, very vulgar. It was brutal."

That Iowa farm recall of 228 million eggs? Make that 380 million, after salmonella outbreaks were reported at the farm's facilities.

How about putting President Obama on the dollar bill, instead of that old white-haired lady who's there right now? Design firm Dowling Duncan did it for the Dollar ReDe$ign Competition. Want to see their designs for the other denominations?