Remember the trailer for The Social Network? The one that had an a capella choir's rendition of Radiohead's "Creep" in it? Well, it turns out that adding that same music to even the most silly/lighthearted viral video transforms it forever.

What do you do when you try to get a date but you're embarrassed about your nanny job? According to tonight's episode of Melissa and Joey: you lie. Watch as Clarissa—I mean, Melissa—explains it all to Joey.

After 22 days at court-ordered UCLA Medical Center rehabilitation, actress Lindsay Lohan has been discharged. She was "spirited out the back" into a luxurious hot-air balloon piloted by a talking dog, and, after launching into space, was never seen again.

Patrice O'Neal realizes his American-ness now and is dealing with what we all can face abroad, the perils of being hated for being ourselves. Our arrogant, willingly ignorant, xenophobic selves.

Steve Jobs has created another monster. After taking in more than $4 million in Jobs' iPhone App Store, the independently developed game Angry Birds is in talks for a movie or TV show and just inked a toy deal.

Tonight, Laura Ingraham had another DERP/foot-in-mouth moment when she basically said that a) Muslims should assimilate to the American way, b) "elites"—and Muslim radicals—resist this, and c) if they continue resisting, they should expect "stricter rules." Video inside.

When two guys battle to see who gets the title of "most unhooked bras" in under a minute, they both win. For the record, Thomas wins by unhooking 56 brassieres—perhaps the most action this man has ever seen?

The only thing these two disagree on is Sarah Palin's presence at the "Restoring Honor Rally," but for some reason it just feels like Doocy came ready for a fight.

[New Orleans' Lower Ninth Ward looks a whole lot better today (top) than it did four years ago after Hurricane Katrina (bottom). Image via Getty]

New York was among the winning states announced today in Barack Obama's "Race to the Top" contest, where states compete for federal education money. A celebratory Governor David Paterson accidentally called it "Race to the Cock," though, to Twitter's delight.

Today we looked at unmanly things that are totally gay. Many of you spent you time adding things to the gay list, but one commenter took the time to speak to the nice woman whose opinion we were dissecting.

Last night, Cojo narrated his decisions for best and worst dressed of the Emmys in a very animated (and annoying) manner. Jane Lynch deservedly won, but he surprisingly gave Christina Hendricks, who looked lovely, worst dressed.

The Creative Arts Emmys were held on Sunday, and—like in years past—the B-Rolls for the Outstanding Writing, Variety Series nominees were top-notch. At the very top of that heap? This unemployment-themed introduction video for Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show.

[A post-divorce Elin Nordegren strolls with her son. At least two good things came from the Woods-Nordegren marriage: Their children are obscenely adorable. Image via Splash.]

Last night's Brett Michaels-hosted Miss Universe Pageant was pressure packed, as any red blooded American male can tell you. Don't believe me? Watch along with what appears to be The Miss Philippines Fan Club and take in the madness.

Yep... Ew. Also today: Steven Spielberg is doing Stephen King's son a favor, several bits of casting news that are either good (John Hawkes!) or bad (Jamie Kennedy...), and the return of Dustin Hoffman.

Have you caught up on this season of True Blood yet? Don't worry if you haven't! Here's all you need to know to start watching, neatly condensed and simplified to just over a minute.

For those of you who were wondering: old men wearing camo halter tops and matching bikini bottoms will—repeat, will—be allowed to board planes, here in America. It's the land of the free. Duh. Larger pic is below.

New York's two Republican primary candidates for Chuck Schumer's Senate seat debated yesterday! And the format included a terrifyingly schizophrenic "lightning round," which concluded with the defining political question of our time.

Meet Billy and Chelsea. They both want to be liked for who they are and not be judged by their appearances. They genuinely like each other, but as soon as lights go up, it's an entirely different story for Billy.