The Washington Times, which laid off a huge portion of its staff and fired its meddling publisher earlier this year, has now reached a deal to be sold—back to Rev. Sun Myung Moon! Hello again!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

An 81-year-old TV producer, Sandy Frank, and his 57-year-old former model wife, Brenda, were arrested for throwing glasses at each other over an insurance bill beef and accusations that the old man is sleeping around (gross).

Another day, another "good" oil spill story. Once again, scientists say bacteria is eating oil, and the giant underwater plume is basically harmless (again!). This one should hold up until someone discovers glow-in-the dark sea turtles next week. [NPR]

[A photo released today by the Korean Central News Agency shows North Korean leader Kim Jong-il inspecting eggs at the 927 Chicken Farm near Pyongyang. Meanwhile, in the USA, 550 million tainted eggs have been recalled. Image via AP]

In addition to rolling out full-body nudie scanners in airports across the country, the TSA is now giving travelers the option of an "enhanced" pat-down. With the TSA's record of responsible behavior, what could ever go wrong?

Fact: New Jersey smells terrible. So officials from the Middlesex County Landfill have devised a plan to neutralize putrid methane gas odors—spray hundreds of gallons of a citrus-scented air freshener from a truck. Good luck with that!

A bunch of states held primary elections on Tuesday night, and I know what you're thinking: More elections, really? Can't Obama do something about that? But don't despair! These ones featured America's second choice for President, Arizona Senator John McCain!

[Feel like the "mystery" of your wait time is erased by the LED displays the NYC Transit Authority is installing across the system? Thank Jason Eppink and Kevin Bracken of Newmindspace for this "spoiler alert" sign. Photo by Kristin Wardian.]

Well, you did it, Internet: "Fuck You," rapper/Gnarls Barkley singer Cee-Lo Green's naughty Motown pastiche has officially "gone viral," according to the Associated Press, featuring 1.8 million views. Now, will everyone please stop posting it to Facebook?

A Polish man was shot in the head five years ago. Only, he was really drunk, and didn't realize until doctors X-rayed him. This year. Think back to all the times you've been drunk: Have you maybe been shot before?

People who unselfishly take on difficult tasks are disliked by their coworkers because their do-good behavior breaks "the rules" and makes others "look bad," according to a new study. So that's why no one came to your office birthday party.

During a dentist trip on tonight's Louie, dentist Stephen Root had to use some pretty strong gas to put Louis CK under. When he was finally out, Louis took a brain trip and met a guy everyone wants to find.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert wanted to talk about the Internet! After giving a shout-out to pretty much every social media platform, Colbert took on a more serious tone and put Google's/Facebook's scary control over our private information into perspective.

[Bono, frontman for the rock band U2, and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev walk near the Black Sea in the resort town of Sochi after drowning Adam Clayton. Pic via AP.]

Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled Dr. Laura Schlessinger's reprehensible, racist comments (listen here). Specifically, Stewart called out Sarah Palin for blindly/stupidly/hypocritically defending Schlessinger's vitriol when she'd called for Rahm Emanuel's firing last year for essentially the same thing. Video inside.

It's an uncomfortable situation when you go shopping for lingerie for your wife, but to then add your sister-in-law to the mix? Awkward! Add the fact that the sales lady starts to show you pasties and a vibrator... 'nuff said.

On Tuesday, New York City Mayor-King Michael Bloomberg passionately defended the downtown Islamic community center that turned into this year's "August Crazy." It was even better than the first speech he gave about the issue. Honest! Here are some highlights:

Songwriter George David Weiss, who wrote "Wonderful World" and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," died at 89.

On August 17, a list of the names of 69 young men in Puerto Asis, Colombia was published on Facebook. Leave town in three days, the list warned, or you will be executed. Now, three of the men are dead.