TONIGHT: There isn't much in terms of primetime offerings tonight, though we do have new episodes of Eureka, Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta, Wizards of Waverly Place, Suite Life on Deck, Chefs vs. City, and more.

Last night our squad of wannabe designers was cloven down the middle to form two teams: "The Golden Children" and the "Bad News Bears." It was a battle for the ages, and General Tim Gunn was not pleased.

Incredibly popular Internet linkdump Reddit was informed by its corporate parent, Conde Nast, that it could not sell ads supporting Proposition 19, California's marijuana legalization ballot initiative. So Reddit figured out how to preserve its soul and screw Conde, too.

[Jimmy Carter lands in Boston with Aijalon Gomes, the American citizen whose prison release Carter secured from North Korea. Now, American citizens: let's stop wandering across the North Korean border, okay? We're running out of ex-presidents. Image via Getty.]

Elizabeth Mitchell grills Damon Lindelof for killing off Lost's Juliet, Jimmy Fallon talks about the Late Night Wars on Larry King Live, the top 10 Wipeout spills, and a Cee-Lo/movie mashup to end all mashups.

Last week, we discovered that Morning Joe host Mika Brzezinski chugs vodka from a mug before noon. This week, she dispels that rumor. She's not drunk, just "extremely hungry, to the point where I feel like I might lose control."

Congratulations to dr883 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Julian Assange's attempt to spin his creepy romancing of two Swedish women into a Pentagon smear campaign was a huge mistake. Now Assange's role as the head of the secret-sharing website WikiLeaks is in doubt. It's about time.

America's most famous mosque-lovers, Barack Obama and Michael Bloomberg, played golf on Martha's Vineyard today! The White House adds that they spent 15 minutes talking about the economy. It took them that long to say "It sucks"?

Dogs! Cute dogs! Cute dogs using exercise equipment! Yay! Anyway, here's a video of two adorable Corgi pups workin' on their fitness with a whip, snap, grin on their faces, and just enough tongue-wagging to complement the rest of it.

The Way We Live Now: separating the chaff. It's the easiest job in the world: there's only chaff left. No wheat. No firehouses. No Cipriani. No independent dentists. Not even any credit card profits. Big bowls of chaff for everyone!

Diaspora, the open-source, privacy-minded social network, has great online buzz, thanks to $200,000 in start-up funds raised exclusively through Kickstarter and a dirty nerdy joke they slipped past the Times. Now, a launch date is set: September 15th. [Wired]

Thanks to the abbreviated Creative Arts Emmy Awards aired on E! today, we're treated to some wins that we wouldn't have seen otherwise. Inside, watch Neil Patrick Harris beat out stiff competition for the best guest actor in a comedy.

You may not have realized just how dramatic It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is, but with a little tweaking it's not so hard to Draperize the Troll Toll-taking Danny Devito. A video with proof after the jump!

The people over at Madfishes the Blog had a major realization the other day—Leonardio DiCaprio is constantly crying in movies. From his tears over Claire Danes in Romeo and Juliet to the inner demons he faces inside of his dreams in Inception, the guy can give a great cry—as evidenced in this nifty chart. Click through for the entire image.

Last night was episode four of our terrible case study in what happens when everyone's brains turn out the lights and naked, stupid id is allowed to run amok around the Capital region. What a mess.

California restaurant chain Claim Jumper just settled a lawsuit brought on by a man who found a condom in his French onion soup. That sounds nasty, doesn't it?

The age of Gaga ubiquity is upon us. Official, licensed Lady Gaga costumes have arrived at Halloween stores, and include used soda can hair rollers and lots of fishnet. Prediction: Gaga prisoners outsell sexy prisoners this years.

Anyone who's found themselves watching Double Rainbow mashups, months after they first got a small chuckle, knows that video memes tend to overstay their internet welcome.

Jimmy Fallon appeared on Larry King Live to talk about his gig hosting the Emmys on Sunday. Because the ceremony is kept under wraps, he spoke about the Late Night Wars and did some spot-on impressions instead.