We have learned many words while watching Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, but we still have yet to decipher the meaning of "done." After two relationships exploded, we think we finally understand it.

This afternoon, E! aired some highlights from last weekend's Creative Arts Emmy Awards. One of the gems was Lost's Elizabeth Mitchell and Damon Lindelof's exchange before presenting the awards. Let's just say that Elizabeth wasn't happy that Juliet was axed.

A California judge has ruled that Sarah Palin's $75,000 contract for a state university speech shouldn't have been kept private. Now you can read it! Earlier this year, some dumpster-diving college kids had salvaged the part demanding bendable straws.

Whereas many corporate apps suffer from over-branding and useless functions, this one would actually help me not injure myself and others. Watch the clip and see how it works. Now Android users can be on Oprah's good side.

The US Ambassador to Thailand's teenage daughter fell 22 stories to her death early this morning, in what was apparently an accident during a party in Manhattan.

Warning: this video may make you cry. Here's Selinah, a woman afflicted with AIDS. She agreed to be filmed once a day for 90 days. But as heavy as the subject is, we get a happy ending here. Watch inside.

Drunk people do stupid things. And they're so creative with their stupidity! Like in this video, which shows a bunch of drunk girls riding in a shopping cart/faceplanting on the street. The best part? The narrator's quote at the end.

Did you know airplanes have automated messages that notify passengers when they are falling into the sea? A British Airways flight recently told passengers, "We're about to crash," prompting widespread panic. Then the flight attendants were like, "Psyche!"

In your finally Friday media column: the search for proper media jargon, a Tina Brown-to-Newsweek rumor, the NYT poaches a WaPo reporter, and Katie Couric's future, hinted at.

In case you're unfamiliar with it, Wipeout is a game show in which people attempt obstacles for money. Oftentimes, they fail (and wipe out, har har). It's funny! Here's a video of the 10 best, most ridiculous Wipeout moments.

Sleepy August news is always dumber than usual. Still, before September, we need to resolve the question of Barack Obama's religion. Is he super-Muslim? The tabloid's more enthusiastic case in this photo proves it: Yes, he is. Next question? [via]

Oh, ho: How much do you really like that attractive man in the Old Spice ads? Yes, Isaiah Mustafa's twelve billion-ad onslaught did boost sales. But further review shows you only loved him for his coupon!

And the award for coolest kid ever of the day goes to... Yuto Miyazawa, a 10-year-old Japanese guitar prodigy, who was invited on stage by Ozzy Osbourne at a recent Connecticut concert to perform "Crazy Train" with him. Watch inside.

By accident! Don't get all freaked out. It was an accident! The Easton, PA high school put the Hitler quote "And in the last analysis, success is what matters" in its 2010 yearbook, not noticing that it was a Hitlerism.

America's most beloved babydaddy Levi Johnston was on CBS's Early Show this morning to talk about—what else?—Sarah Palin. Now that he broke up with star-dancing girlfriend Bristol Palin again, he said he's sorry he said sorry to her mom.

This video teaches us every pro and con about porn. With the days of stashing playboys underneath a mattress long gone, The Resident explains how internet porn and your boyfriend's obsession with it may be effecting your sex life.

Last night, 50 Cent let rip a storm of tweets that can best be described as a descent into madness. We already knew he was bad grandson who wasn't happy with our previous post, but—last night—things spiraled downward.

The Atlantic's Marc Ambinder, while fielding questions about his recent revelation that ex-RNC chair and Bush campaign manager Ken Mehlman is gay, has dropped another interesting nugget: Mehlman claims to be a virgin.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Today on Good Morning America we met Connie Culp, the first in the country to undergo a face transplant after being shot in the face by her husband. This woman has been through thirty surgeries just to smile and smell.