Secret-sharing website Wikileaks.org's tagline is "We open governments." But the organization itself is about as open as North Korea. That's why we've launched Wikileakileaks.org: your source for Wikileaks-related secrets, documents and rumors!

And they're bringing two older men with them. Also today: 3D war movies are the most reverential of 3D movies, some funny Emmys reporting, and that SNL news that's been all over.

Most people are familiar with the Bible's story of creation—you know, the "And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light" one. Well, what if it was a seven-level 8-bit video game? Find out inside.

"We were shooting the ad and they kept shouting, 'Cut, Lionel, stop eating the product, you are eating the commercial' - I was so in the commercial, I was in the product; I ate the ad." Shut up, Lionel Richie.

Criminal Minds will be entering its sixth season on CBS this fall. However over the summer, the crime-drama has made headlines with the departure of A.J. Cook and demotion of Paget Brewster.

Newsweek senior editor and National Economics Correspondent Michael Hirsh is leaving to join National Journal.

YouTube, the video brand most closely associated with freak babies, freak kids and cheap pranks, is reportedly poised to charge for its high quality content. Whatever high quality content, that is, the Google video service can drum up.

While most of us are excited for serial-adulterer slob Newt Gingrich's possible presidential run, ultra-conservative Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn is decidedly not, saying, "He's the last person I'd vote for for president of the United States." Out of everyone!

Unhappy with a deal that Digg.com's management cut with major media companies, the social news site's users turned Digg's front page into a de facto advertisement for rival aggregator Reddit today, upvoting scores of Reddit links.

Manny Ramirez' tenure with the Dodgers ended not with a bang, but a whimper. Watch as ManRam gets ejected after the first pitch of his at bat, with bases loaded, to the excitement of a Colorado Rockies super-fan.

Since the gubmint came and taxed the hell out of everything from clove cigarettes to E-cigarettes, the last reasonable refuge for a gentleman who enjoys soothing nicotine is to roll his own cigs out of barely-taxed "pipe tobacco." Wait—revenuers!

On Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris tries to set Kim up with a random Armenian man. Kim hates the idea and jokes that the guy is probably a "hairy beast," which leads her to be over the entire situation.

"Girrrrrrrl, u don't take sh#@ from anybody. U are fab-u-lous," announces the completely earnest new website of Ellie Scarborough, daughter of highest-paid NYC news anchor Chuck. For $272, Ellie will send text messages and "better-than-sex truffles" to cheer you up.

The following clip contains a full 3 minutes and 52 seconds of pulled footage from moments of the past decade in which Britain's comedy king is caught mega-laughing. If you watch it all, you may convince yourself Gervais isn't human.

You missed a big nasty debate over the weekend about the extremely low number of women entrepreneurs and what's being done to change it.

Beyoncé says that, "A diva is a female version of a hustler." Well, she can take the "female" part out, because this boy is certifiably F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. Watch as he—plus his fierce outfit/trusty pink sheet—dances like it's nobody's business.

Recently deposed Afghanistan commander Gen. Stanley McChrystal is reportedly making $60,000 per speech now.

The sweet smell of success hung in the air when Don Draper won a Clio award on Mad Men. However the stink of ambition was also ubiquitous and the things people will do to get ahead were frightening.

In your wounded Monday media column: prestigious magazines clash over characterizations, Dana Milbank is now more ostensibly respectable, the alt-weekly war in San Fran rages on, and another departure at Forbes.com

Those of us who had poor aim would stand right next to the TV to play the original Duck Hunt for NES. Hey, wouldn't you know—this cat has the same moves! Watch the video inside.