Drop and give me 20! No? Well, drop and give me ten. Or five. At least try. Yes, have some water. It's your special Army edition of Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—with empathy and understanding!

South African scientists gave bedbugs blood containing the virus that causes AIDS and the virus died, confirming the insects are practically indestructible. Why can't we reverse bio-engineer that process and cure AIDS? It would make all that scratching worth it!

While shooting for Elle's September issue, Patti Stanger flips out on the stylist, screaming obscenities such as, "Get your f*cking feelings out of the f**ing room or you're never gonna be a stylist! This is Elle f*cking magazine!"

The Hill has released its annual wealthiest members of Congress list, and for the second consecutive year, ol' horse-face John Kerry wins! (Although it's mostly his wife's money.) But what other members should you shake your pitchforks at this year?

The Jones family wanted a second child and got quintuplets. Life is hectic as they try to move to a smaller home, but amidst all the chaos with the kids and finances, they feel blessed and show so much love.

Once in a while it's important to do some public good on this site (tax reasons, mostly), so here we go: Please help this woman and her children meet the kids' favorite band, Bon Jovi. Here's the story.

As AIDS death and syphilis blindness aren't incentive enough for sexually active youngs to get STD tests, MTV and stalker enabler Foursquare have teamed up to create a GYT (Get Yourself Tested) badge for anyone who "checks-in" at the clinic.

The inaugural season of Huge concluded last night with its two-part finale. Though the show has yet to be picked up for a second season, it undoubtedly deserves a spot on ABC Family's line up next year.

[Anne Hathaway shows off a new haircut on the set of One Day. Image via Splash.]

In your to-the-point Tuesday media column: Mike Wise gets suspended, big layoffs at the Deseret News, CBS Evening News is in the dumps, and Nick Sylvester speaks.

What were you doing when you were 8? This little girl was breaking records in weight lifting while some of us were glued to our Super Nintendo's and Sega Genesis. Umm, perhaps it's time to put down this double cheeseburger...

Last night Google rolled out a bug that would be comical if it weren't so astounding and grating: Open your Gmail inbox, and old school ragtime music starts playing, and can't be stopped. The solution: Use less Google.

Yesterday marked the Late Show's 17 years of existence on CBS. To celebrate, Dave reflected on the swtich from NBC he and Paul Schaffer made years ago. Leno jokes, the Top Ten, and a glimpse at the show's staff ahoy!

Today, the Associated Press surveys all the miraculously adorable things we've learned about the Obama girls' lives in the White House, and all of it is cute. All of it. Even Malia's braces are adorable. How is this possible?

Here are pastors Terry Jones and Wayne Sapp of Florida's Dove World Outreach Center, the church planning to burn Korans on 9/11, saying the N-word over and over to make some stupid, Dr. Laura-esque point about racial double standards. Enjoy!

Today In New York featured a new Google addition, which automatically searches your inbox to find messages you find most important. It "learns" the priority of each message by analyzing how quickly you respond.

This weekend finds New York City at the business end of a 2-day long electro-indie dance party courtesy of Electric Zoo. Part of the fun? Major Lazer. Check out their awe-inspiring new video here.

So last night began our two-part journey into Andy Cohen's underworld, a place of shadows and screams, of strange rhombus coffee tables and tearing, thrashing ghouls. Andy Cohen's underworld is located at the Borgata in Atlantic City, naturally.

Earlier this summer, we started seeing pictures of designer Calvin Klein trotting around town with a 20-year-old model named Nick Gruber. We couldn't find much information on Gruber, but it looks like we finally found his very revealing modeling portfolio.

Supastar British street artist Banksy is still nominally anonymous, despite a handful of (probable) photos of him floating around. And then there's this video of Banksy (we think) disguised as a hippie, heckling Prince Charles about weed.