George Smithey, a 70-year-old mentally retarded San Quentin Death Row inmate, hung himself in his cell Saturday, five days after his death sentence was commuted. A prison spokesman didn't know "whether Smithey had learned his death sentence had been overturned."

Are you a movie buff? A dance buff? A dance movie buff? If so, it's your lucky day: here's a great mashup of some of Hollywood's most famous dance scenes, all set to Kenny Loggins' "Footloose." Watch—and groove—inside.

A group of German filmmakers were in town shooting a commercial and spent their downtime making this killer short film about life in New York. It's like the best home movie of a New York visit you'll ever see.

TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We've got the season finales of Rescue Me and Shaq Vs. (with Justin Bieber!), plus new episodes of Melissa and Joey, Big Lake, Flipping Out, America's Got Talent, The Rachel Zoe Project, Teen Mom, and more!

California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman reported for jury duty, and made it into the pool for a trial. Asked whether anyone had scheduling conflicts, the eBay billionaire said she was busy running for governor. She was neither selected nor excused.

Snooki is not accepting her boyfriend's disgusting Steppin' Out magazine marriage proposal. Congratulations, bachelors!

Democrats are going to lose every congressional election, basically. Not only have Republicans taken a record-breaking lead in generic ballot polling, but new numbers from "battleground" Ohio shows voters preferring George W. Bush over Barack Obama, 50-42.

Nick Bosworth boldly mashed two of the definitive movies on questioning your own reality through dreams and created the enclosed Inception of The Matrix Trailer.

The Way We Live Now: stoically ignoring that which is impossible to ignore. Homeless people are everywhere, for chrissake. Investors worldwide are dumping stocks. Wages are down everywhere. A bad storm's a-coming. Cover up or get blown down.

Here's a PSA from Muslim organization My Faith My Voice, in which several Islamic Americans attempt—with a serious, non-ironic tone—to quell fears that they're out to impose their faith on others or "take over this country." Watch inside.

Wisconsin GOP gubernatorial candidate Scott Walker has released a new ad in which he wears boxing gloves and says he'll whoop the likely Democratic nominee, Tom Barrett. Is this insensitive, though, considering Tom Barrett was "viciously beaten" last year?

Congratulations to Chocolate-Wafer for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger has a Christian Bale-sized freakout, David Letterman celebrates 17 years on CBS, and Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police deem Neil Patrick Harris and Anna Paquin the worst dressed at the Emmy Awards.

Mark Zuckerberg said society has loosened up about privacy. But the Facebook CEO was talking about his users; now that he's a defendant in a New York lawsuit, Zuckerberg is calling for stronger privacy protections.

Or, y'know, he made a joke about the Ground Zero mosque controversy on Twitter, which Fox News later picked up on and deliberately misunderstood to make it seem like the actor was wishing death on all god-fearin' conservatives. You decide.

Warren The Ape's debut season has been hilariously inappropriate—so why not finish off the season with a rock opera about Warren's ridiculous life? Watch him battle his vices, fight robot aliens, and lose his Father—played by Corey Feldman.

The trailer for Logo's "gay housewives" project, The A-List, is chock full of all the stereotypes you'd expect: gold-digging, fashion, parties, shopping, lisping, and Speedoes. Yes, we'll be watching—and cringing.

On Emmy night in 1986, Don Johnson put on his best suit and face, and what could have been a great day for him ended in a crushing defeat. A defeat that still cuts deep as we discovered last night.

The Wrap says ex Disney chief Michael Eisner will in fact be Tribune's next CEO.

In an attempt to construct a witty cover, Newsweek seems to claim that Obama isn't president. Jonathan Alter's article explores and debunks the network of conspiracy theories surrounding the president. But the cover lines' kind of affirm one myth. D'oh.