A reader who lives near William DeJean, the nutty Chicago dentist who's randomly running "Hillary 2012" ads on TV in New Orleans, sent in a photo of DeJean's office window, showcasing a Hillary Clinton cut-out and Bill Clinton rubber mask.

Now we know why Miami's airport evacuated last night: Something suspicious was found in the suitcase of a man previously jailed for smuggling the plague. Meet Dr. Thomas Butler, a white guy from Texas who works in Saudi Arabia.

Whoops! Today's Freeze Frame was actually produced by Stephen Merchant and and Ricky Gervais. Still don't know? Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Will Arnett shares stories of fatherhood with David Letterman, Jon Glaser hams it up on Late Night, Paul Shaffer's cameo on Running Wilde, and Steve Buscemi blames Paul Reiser for ruining his career as a stand-up comic.

A 7.2-magnitude earthquake has hit New Zealand's second-largest town, with aftershocks ongoing.

Mel B has gone from Scary Spice to housewife. She spoke about her children, how madly in love she is with her "crazy" husband and debunks break up rumors saying they aren't planning on getting a divorce... just yet.

There is something inherently awful about all bridesmaid dresses, but they make for amazingly good TV. And with all the contestants hating one "bride" in particular, it made for an exceptionally fraught reception.

A New York Times article this morning examines the latest iteration of an age-old problem for the Democratic party: getting young voters to give a shit about politics between presidential elections. Are these kids already bored with the "Democrat" fad?

Yesterday, boxer Floyd Mayweather went on Ustream for a 10-minute live chat with fans. During that time, Mayweather unleashed repeated racist and homophobic attacks against both his rival, Manny Pacquiao, and "haters" in the chat room. The shocking video, inside.

The Way We Live Now: short. And sweet? Well, one out of two ain't bad. Who wants to dwell on economic troubles longer than necessary when it's time to leave work and wish you had the money for a vacation?

For the guidos of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, the women stick with the women and the men stick with the men. That has changed as the ladies fight and claw with unrestrained viciousness.

During a meaningless September baseball game last night, an SNL sketch broke out. Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink have nothing on Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo, veteran TV broadcasters for the Boston Red Sox.

Everyone knows that natural selection has made men genetically disinclined to ask for directions when they're lost. (Prehistoric men who stopped to ask for directions were often eaten by sabre-toothed tigers.) Turns out their stubbornness costs them $3,000.

On yesterday's Late Night, Jimmy Fallon welcomed MSNBC anchor—and amateur mixologist—Rachel Maddow for an interview. Afterward, Fallon and Maddow crafted a New Orleans-style "morning drink" made of absinthe, bitters, and more. Inside, video of their alcoholic creation.

In your pre-vacation Friday media column: the AP warns reporters on war propaganda, another Newsweek departure, China's "future of journalism" candidate, and ABC pulls a story, while standing by it.

Once upon a time, a young man named Steve Buscemi aspired to the nobles career of stand-up comic. However, that didn't work out so well because one person squashed little Steve's dreams—Paul Reiser. Steve's sad tale, inside.

[Rihanna shows us the cool tricks she learned on the set of Battleship. Image via INF.]

Politico, the Beltway's go-to sociopath news outlet, has weighed all of Barack Obama's "options" for 9/11 this year and finds "few" good ones. There are apparently some grave political risks for Obama on 9/11 if he doesn't mourn properly.

Courtesy of The Daily Ten's "Cutting Room Floor" segment, here's the belated inside scoop on Sofia's naked run, Jewel's karaoke adventure, Eric's history with Tina Fey, and the injury Jane suffered taping that opening number with Jimmy Fallon.

Hurricane Earl is weakening. The storm's been downgraded to a Category 1 and may not even be a hurricane at all when it reaches New England late tonight. And the tropical storm warning for NYC has been lifted. Hooray!