FBI agents are waiting on board a ship for BP's blowout preventer to be pulled up later today in the Gulf of Mexico.

People get understandably testy about the correct pronunciation of their names. In this sketch from Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, a man and a police officer have trouble getting on the same name page.

Have you ever wanted to extract all human interaction from your drinking sessions? Me too. Luckily, spirited engineers are locked in an arms race to create the world's best mechanical booze-jockey. Choose your new robotic enabler inside.

Reddit users have discovered a funny easter egg in Google translate: If you translate "Lady Gaga" from Malay to any other language, it pops up as "Britney Spears." Or, maybe it's not an easter egg, and just a bug.

NASA is building a new $180 million toy called the Solar Probe Plus that it hopes to crash into the Sun within the next eight years. It's equipped with a 3D camera and a solar wind particle detector. [Image: NASA]

David Berman has an extensive background in consumer electronics going back almost 38 years. He currently works as the Director of Training for the Home Technology Specialists of America (HTSA).

"Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?" was the text message a Montana teen thought he was sending to his weed dealer. But he got the number wrong and sent it to the local sheriff.

Craigslist has shut down its famed 'Adult Services' section, after Attorneys General in 17 states demanded it do so. Now, there's just a big black-and-white CENSORED bar where once was the gateway to 'deep tissue' massages and colorful sex practices.

Besides the depressing fact that Morrissey still makes music, he always gets a pass for making racist remarks just because he's Morrissey. He's back at it in a new interview with Guardian Weekend, where he calls Chinese people "a subspecies."

Did Lilo hit a stroller or just barely tap it? Bill Clinton's drama-filled birthday! Lady Gaga starves herself! Jennifer Aniston: Out with a new man! Fashion police prosecute underaged Willow Smith! Saturday Gossip Roundup is making landfall—take cover.

This November, Epic Mickey for the Wii will hit shelves. This offering from Deus Ex developer Warren Spector is rich with vintage Disney history, specifically the forgotten works. Rediscover some of the most fascinating pieces from the Disney vault.

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has determined that a fire at a construction site for a mosque in Tennessee was, in fact, arson. Recent reports of gunshots near the site have been blamed on dove hunting season.

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is on a whirlwind book tour promoting his debut novel, A Journey. Today he was in Dublin, Ireland and was greeted by flying shoes, flip-flops, eggs, and protesters chanting "blood on his hands."

Norm MacDonald is not very good at smoking. Whether it be cigarettes, cigars, or weed, Norm just can't catch a break.

[Some 34 million Americans are driving somewhere fabulous for the weekend. Actually they're probably stuck in a traffic jam like this one in Oakland. Enjoy the long weekend, folks. Try not to spend it all in the car. Image: Getty]

This week we had Emmys, crazies, dog-throwers, and hurricanes. It was not a good week to be a human being. Though, in some ways, it was a great one. Let's take a look back.

Jay Leno had the worst rated summer ever, Steven Seagal has been picked back up, David Letterman's extortionist is out of jail, and what marathons you should tune into on Monday.

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[Penn Badgley bellows, "Noooo!" as Taylor Momsen threatens to put her panda eye makeup back on. Just kidding, they're filming for Gossip Girl. Taylor would never talk to a boring square like Penn in real life. Image: Pacific Coast News.]

TONIGHT: There isn't much in terms of primetime offerings tonight, though we do have the premiere of Camp Rock 2: The FInal Jam, plus new episodes of Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta and Flashpoint. Also, Wendy Williams on Fallon!