The Times has a cool country-by-country breakdown of combat meals for troops. France gets cassoulet.

Just a few days after a stranger threw acid in a Washington woman's face, an M.O.-stealing copycat has attacked another woman in Arizona.

In honor of Labor Day, the U.S. Department of Labor has launched MySkillsMyFuture.org, "a new website to help out-of-work Americans find new opportunities." If you're an undertaker or an NFL player, they've got jobs for you! But poor rodeo clowns!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

After the Times of London published a purported picture of Sakineh Mohammadi-Ashtiani, the Iranian woman sentenced to death by stoning for adultery, she now faces 99 lashes for having her picture taken unveiled. Her stoning sentence has been suspended, though.

What do you get when you put a cat in a tub full of bean bag filling? This morsel of cuteness. Video inside!

Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars outfit: Revealed. Whoopi Goldberg bought a huge Michael Jordan, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick say everything's chill. A Playboy Playmate might sue Spencer Prat! Monday's Gossip Roundup is a labor of love.

A son tricks his mother into thinking his air soft gun is a real gun. She clearly has an intense aversion to guns, and continues to scream to get him to put it away.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

From his classic 2004 For What It's Worth special, here Dave discusses his skepticism regarding scientists' theories on the origin of AIDS.

The latest religious nutjob to terrorize New York, Pastor Bill Keller, held his first service today at the Marriott near Ground Zero. "About 40 people" showed up, according to the Daily News. Way to bring in the flock, Bill.

As you've probably heard, Craigslist shut down its 'Adult Services' section this weekend, caving to pressure from Attorneys General and anti-trafficking groups. But Craigslist is far from the only place to score sex on the Internet. Here are six alternatives!

NFL Hall of Famer Dan "Danimal" Hampton, who is now a co-host on Pro Football Weekly, said this about the Minnesota Vikings playing in New Orleans: "The Vikings need to go down there and hit that town like Katrina." Oops.

The National Zoo in DC has a live video feed of its four new lion cubs, and they're cute. (via)

Still angry after his failed bid for president of Haiti, Wycef Jean hit back at Sean Penn for questioning his ability to handle the job: "maybe he ain't see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine."

Watch as this little bear finds itself unable to stop sneezing. Better get your chuckles in now, because in five years this bear won't take too kindly to your laughter.

Former HP Mark Hurd, who was fired amid a scandal involving softcore porn actress Jodie Fisher, has been offered a job at Oracle. Usually there would be some joke in here about sloppy seconds, but it's Sunday. The Lord's Day.

Last April, two women were arrested after they tried to board a plane in Liverpool bound for Berlin with a dead man in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses. Charges have been dropped because authorities could not prove the time of death.

[Here are newlyweds Chelsea Clinton and Mark Mezvinsky making out while watching a Venus Williams match U.S. Open Friday. It really is them! Proof below. Photos via Splash News.]

A new study in the British Journal of Psychology found that only 23% of Britons have no 'personality pathology'. Strange is the new normal, or something. While this would explain England's colonialism and obsession with darts, it seems pretty fishy.