Last night's episode of Mad Men was dense, contentious and extremely focused, it was unexpected and captivating. Instead of filling time with subplots, the episode was all Don and Peggy. And maybe it was one of their best.

David Westin is resigning from his position as president of ABC News, which he's held since 1997, apparently because of a "long-running conflict... over the financial standing of the news division." Of course! Want to read his resignation note?

Oracle co-president Charles Phillips—the subject of an ex-mistress's embarrassing billboard campaign—has left the computing giant. But Oracle will maintain its "scandalous co-presidents" quota: It's hired former HP CEO Mark Hurd, who was just fired—thanks to a Playboy model.

We're so glad someone took the time to mash together what could possibly be the best line out to ever come out of Buster Bluth's mouth. Inside, almost every single instance of "Hey, Brother" being uttered on Arrested Development. Enjoy!

You probably know Jonathan Katz from the great squiggle-vision series Dr. Katz, but he also does standup comedy with the same dry-as-the-desert wit. Here he is discussing parenting.

Do you want to be able to discuss the endings of 50 classic novels, but can't spend the time it takes to read all of them? If so, then it's your lucky day! 50 endings. Four minutes. Be spoiled, inside.

[A costumed woman marches in Brooklyn's West Indian Day Parade today. Photo via AP.]

In your feel-good Labor Day science column: A new study from Princeton University tells 14.9 million unemployed Americans what they already know—money can buy you happiness! Oh, you don't make $75,000 a year? Just kill yourself then.

In a coup for experiential journalism, the Daily News decided to follow up on the story of a guy whose hobby is stealing buses by seeing how easy it is to steal buses. As two consecutive reports show, it's easy!

Meet Kinney, the Beatles-loving corgi that only responds to the Liverpudlian accent and nothing else. In the next installment, the owner's wife shows up and goes all Yoko.

TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We've got the super-sized conclusion of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, the premieres of Thintervention with Jackie Warner and LIttle People, Big World, plus new episodes of Bachelor Pad, Kate Plus 8, and more!

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Man, Obama was fired up today during his speech to a union festival in Milwuakee. Sure, he announced a big $50 billion infrastructure initiative, which is important. But he also went after his political opponents with uncharacteristic glee.

Whoops! Looks like nobody got today's Freeze Frame: Labor Day Edition. Hope that means you all had fun! Click through for the answer.

It's Labor Day, a Federal holiday, and—boo!—we're working. Are you stuck working while all of your friends are silently meditating on the Labor movement's impact on America drinking? Bitch in the comments here.

Kevin—played by Community's Donald Glover— is just a bitter boy who uses his student films to take out his rage on his cheating girlfriend.

[Astronaut Douglas Wheelock took this picture of New York from the International Space Station and posted it to his Twitter account. He was probably wondering how many New Yorkers were stepping in human urine at this very moment. (via Gothamist)]

In a drastic (but effective?) attempt to prove he needed psychiatric help, a former Army soldier took three hostages at a military hospital in Georgia this morning to demand "treatment for behavioral problems."

The tony New York suburb of Rye has been dealing with two separate coyote attacks this weekend. Today, trappers tracked down and killed the coyote thought to be responsible—but not before it bit its pup's head off.

The authorized biography of Weird Al Yankovic should certainly sweep next year's Oscars. Featuring Mary Steenburgen, Aaron Paul, Patton Oswalt and Gary Cole.