Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind.

This new teaser for Bored to Death gives some insight as to what we can expect from season two. Ted Danson, Jason Schwartzman, and Zach Galifianakis are back, but what's with the cameos from Kristen Wiig and Kevin Bacon?

Today we headed over to the Fashion Week tents in Lincoln Center to check out the final collections by the 10 remaining contestants on Project Runway. What was good, what was bad, and what was the biggest surprise of all?

The MTA is redesigning its service advisory posters to give NYC subway riders a clearer idea of which lines are fucked. But they're refusing calls to cut off those ceaseless shrieking emergency-exit gate alarms. Don't want to improve too much!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star went on the CBS Early Show to discuss her terms of leaving the show, what her prolonged hug with Teresa meant, and that there are "firm offers" for her own show.

Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are holding an event in Alaska on 9/11, to honor the innocents murdered nine years ago. Then again, they might not have enough time for "honoring," since they'll be so busy counting their blood money.

During one of her recent performances, Lady Gaga saw a fight break out at the front of the stage while she was performing. She shouted to stop the music and broke up the fight on her own. Well played, Gaga!

The viral video producers Whirled Creative sprang on Google instant and created a music video for the very geeky Tom Lehrer song "The Elements". The video displays both rapid-fire typing skills and the speed of Google's newest feature.

The magazine industry's self-advertising effort continues, cringe-inducingly. "You read magazines," the ad assures you. "Magazines are the ideal complement" to "instant media" like this here blog, it adds. Why not say you're better than us, magazines? Ambition is contagious! [Copyranter]

Today on Morning Joe, things got real uncomfortable when the beautiful flowers on camera were mentioned. Watch the awkward comments that ensue and start to second-guess every bouquet of Flowers you've ever received.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Fall is the best time for movies. All the serious awards-contenders strut their stuff, the thrillers are darker and grittier, and the romances tend to be weepies. Here's a guide to what's coming out from now until the new year.

Florida psychopastor Terry Jones now says that if President Obama calls him, well, maybe then he'll call off his church's 9/11 Koran BBQ. These fameballs get so pathetic by the end. They just want souvenirs. [Image: AP]

News Corp rolled out a paywall at two of its major UK papers. It's not going well. The New York Times is scheduled to roll out its own paywall in January. Should anyone there be having second thoughts?

Last night on Minute To Win It two more NFL Players took to the stage to win money for their charities. Here, Pierre Thomas and Visanthe Shiancoe show off their dance moves in a game called "Junk In the Trunk."

Across the country, Tea Party groups are raising concerns ahead of the midterm elections about potential voter fraud—a problem that most voting experts say has been exaggerated by the GOP in order to push for policies that suppress Democratic turnout.

TMZ featured video of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's disastrous courtroom appearance. The Jersey Shore starlet apologized for her disorderly conduct arrest, saying it was "out of character." The then judge proceeded to call her a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe." Ouch.

MTV has ordered two additional installments of their guttural, sweat-stinked reality success. No, not seasons. Not yet. They're doing a post-season-two reunion, then a behind-the-scenes special. Then there's season three next year. Then more until they all die. (Season five?)

[Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at the Stella McCartney store in London. Image: Splash]

Evan Roth combined all of the animated gifs that he had saved on his computer into one mega music video, set to a Girl Talk track. How many of these images do you happen to have saved on your computer?