The NSFW teaser for Uwe Boll's newest film has hit YouTube and received attention for not only being horrifically graphic, but also for being a departure for Boll, who normally pulls his material from video games.

Harvard is no longer the world's best university, according to a British ranking system. Instead, Cambridge, in England, is the world's best university, according to these British people and their very British set of standards.

We all heard the news that True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer were married a few weeks ago, but what we didn't know was that their wedding DJ was none other than Elijah Wood. The full story, inside.

The latest music video from the always-hysterical Reggie Watts has been released for his track "Big Muff." It's pretty simple concept for a video, but definitely isn't shy with its use of psychedelic colors. Check it out after the jump.

Five months after former Duke College Republicans president Justin Robinette claimed he was forced out of the group when club members learned he was gay, the Duke student senate has de-chartered and canceled funding for the organization for two years.

When tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is not being inappropriately sexual about adults, she's worrying about The Children. What's their future? Will they fall victim to gays? Will they tap that? Will they be denied their right to sexxxy time?

"Mommy is white trash," she allegedly told them. Katie Holmes contemplates bearing more Cruise children. Lou Reed makes Susan Boyle cry. Thursday gossip puts the "fun" in dysfunctional.

The very-allergic actor was rushed to the hospital after his co-star slipped him some peanuts as a prank. This actor is in the closet and this star got grabby with a flight attendant. Maybe he just wanted more peanuts?

Yesterday, pirates in the Gulf of Aden commandeered a ship "carrying steel chains," which you don't want to fall into pirate hands. So the US Marines—for the first time ever—stormed and retook the vessel. Exciting battle details below.

Only Colbert begins an interview with the Vice President by asking "How does it feel to be the second most important man in America—do you ever get jealous of me?" Biden talks Iraq, the troops, and more, inside.

Although it was more like Spies Like Us rather than Spy Game, there was plenty of action going around. Bullets were fired, things exploded, and the show's unofficial couple finally took a step forward in their rocky relationship.

NBC's Today show made a serious play for Lindsay Lohan's first post-jail interview, but the troubled starlet may now be leaning towards the Oprah Winfrey Show, which is in its final season. Who can resist the lure of Oprah's couch?

The Wall Street Journal is really taking this "anything the New York Times does we can do better" fantasy very seriously! The latest shot across the NYT's bow: a WSJ book review section. Is the world ready for that?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Today is the 62nd anniversary of the founding of North Korea, but it's been a tough year: Kim Jong-il's bourbon stash is shrinking, they were creeped out by Facebook, and blew it at the World Cup. There's always next year!

Last month in Illinois, the annual four day Gathering of the Juggalos turned ugly, with Tila Tequila getting pelted with rocks, beer and shit. But there's much more to the Gathering than attacks on microcelebrities, as the Village Voice discovers.

The Double Rainbow guy (Paul "Hungry Bear" Vasquez) was on Tosh.0, so naturally they did some psychedelics and followed the rare quadruple rainbow to Perez Hilton's backside. Video after the jump!

The wildfire in Colorado has claimed 135 homes, making it the most destructive in the state's history.

There's a new survey out ranking the best financial firms to work for and (surprise!) Goldman Sachs is number one. It's no contest, especially when Goldman offers fun, camaraderie, and big ass bonuses. The past is history at Goldman Sachs.

Do you have a gap between your two front teeth? Don't be ashamed! In fact, you should run quickly to your nearest modeling agency! That's right: Gap teeth are totally fashionable, right now.