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Today we looked at a ridiculous study that declared Cambridge in England a better school than Harvard in the US. Bollocks! Utter bollocks. Or so we thought, until one commenter came and set us straight. Cambridge really is the best.

Pastor Terry Jones has just called off his church's 9/11 Koran-burning event, supposedly after getting the Cordoba Initiative to relocate its Islamic community center away from Ground Zero. Cordoba's Imam Rauf, however, is denying any such deal.

Welcome to Pilot Season 2010! It's the magical time of year when the networks roll out all their new programming hoping to capture the world's attention, but sometimes end up with our scorn. First up: the new FX show Terriers.

Well, summer is over, so we're all done with "summer jams." But music isn't over! Music never ends! And there are some excellent albums coming up in the next few months. Want to listen to some of them?

An appeals court will let the federal government resume funding stem-cell research, for now.

Marilyn Manson is a fan of Kenny Powers, Ted gets a new long-term love interest on How I Met Your Mother, Aziz Ansari will announce Kanye West at the VMA's, Freddy Kruger on Chuck, "Sad Don Draper," and more!

Botox shox! Stem cell freedom! Michelle my belle! Chronic fatigue! Fatigue of chronic! Chinese babies! Eat more veggies! Body blow! Body blow! Body blow! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—on our way out of town!

TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We have the season premiere of Vampire Diaries, the series premiere of Nikita, the season finale of Rookie Blue, plus new episodes of Jersey Shore, The Real Housewives of DC, Big Brother, and much more!

The Democrats will need complete party cohesion to pass Barack Obama's extension of all Bush tax cuts except those for the top two income brackets. But now, predictably, Sen. Ben Nelson and other Democratic "centrists" are voicing their bullshit opposition.

In a new profile of the greasy-haired renaissance man in The Advocate, actor turned academic and author James Franco talks about his literary ambitions (he has a short story collection coming out soon) and addresses the haters. Namely, us.

Google is paying some people around half a million dollars not to go to Facebook, a senior Facebook engineer has confirmed. Googlers, prepare to get spoiled and entitled again, recession be damned.

The Masterchef himself describes how even salad-eaters can be too picky about their meal. A Caesar salad with no dressing? Grabbing the salt and pepper? Just stay at home, please! Bleep-filled video with Gordon Ramsay, inside.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Danielle Staub tells the Early Show she's ready to fly solo, Joe Biden appeared on the Colbert Report, Tyra Banks' ANTM is back, and apparently Elijah Wood was the DJ at Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin's wedding.

[Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman go for a cruise in their Ferrari in Beverly Hills. Image via INF.]

The Way We Live Now: spreading fitfully. Moving warily. Gazing wistfully. Charging droopily. It would be an overstatement to say that good times are here; nevertheless, we can safely say that bad times are... somewhere. Here? That wouldn't be good.

Dangerously unpredictable manufactured pop sensation Justin Bieber was "horsing around" with some friends before a concert when he threw two water balloons at Maryland State Troopers, one of which burst. Biebs, assaulting a police officer is a felony!

The FBI, Interpol, State and Defense Departments, and various foreign governments are on high alert over global threats posed by that stupid Koran-burning church. The FBI's even worried that Islamic extremists might "disrupt" the Koran BBQ itself. Ugh. [Image: AP]

The first TV ad for medical marijuana hit Sacramento stations last week. The original ad was uninspired and clinical to say the least—but check out Cenk Uygur in a pot ad spoof on MSNBC's Dylan Ratigan Show.