Hey media! Are we done with that whole cancelled-9/11-Koran-burning story? Someone might want to tell Afghanistan, because two people died on Sunday in the Lowgar province during a protest against the discontinued event. [Pic of 9/10 protest via AP]

Oh, look! Just another video of a guy skateboarding through a parking lot, right? Boring! But wait... watch what happens right after the aforementioned skateboarder jumps the curb. Hint: it has nothing to do with skateboarding and is decidedly lunar.

Come one, come all, and join us as we live blog the 2010 MTV Music Video Awards! The white carpet special starts at 8:00 PM ET and the show itself begins at 9:00. Inside, more information and your open thread.

In order to get more people to watch the Video Music Awards, MTV is kicking it off with a new episode of Jersey Shore. The ploy is working, cause we're tuning in, and we'd like you to join us!

It's a few weeks late, but the guy behind the @BPglobal Twitter has been revealed

Donald Trump is building a probably tacky golf course along the picturesque coast of Aberdeenshire, Scotland and not everyone is happy about it. And while investigating complaints about Trump's shady business tactics, two filmmakers were arrested on the property.

Today we took a look at Meghan McCain, the young Republican who's too good for reality television. This prompted one commenter to recall an evening she spent between John McCain's legs—literally (almost).

Remember that hoodie with the strange, cult-like symbol inside that Mark Zuckerberg wore to the D8 conference? In June, one was sold on eBay for over $4,000. If you're pissed about missing that chance to waste money, here's another.

Watch as this young boy struggles to escape a relentless horde of golden retriever puppies.

Doctors in the Philippines say a newborn baby is OK after being found inside an airplane's trash can on a Gulf Air flight from Bahrain. An airport nurse said: "After he was cleaned, he let off a soft cry." [NYDN]

Face the Nation host Bob Schieffer laid into Rep. John Boehner today for smoking. Bob thinks John should give it up to "set a good example for the country." He proposed that Boehner and Obama could try quiting together. Aw.

Tropical Storm Igor has turned into a hurricane, registering winds of 80 mph in the Atlantic.

Pedobear is a meme featuring a cute cartoon bear who pops up wherever people are being creepy about kids on the Internet. Cops in California don't understand this, and have issued a hilarious warning about Pedobear.

If you've never seen this two and a half hour epic of Barbara Streisand glory, then today is your lucky day. If you have, you can't say no to a "Papa Can You Hear Me" singalong on a Sunday afternoon.

[Last night, Professor Glenn Beck and famous person Sarah Palin exploited 9/11 in Alaska by charging people money to hear them talk about America and terrorists and things. Image via AP]

The New York Post has two stories today about hobbyists and amateurs building and flying their own drones around New York. Sounds like fun! Relaxed restrictions mean "the number of drones patrolling the nation's skies is expected to 'explode.'"

Hey, everyone's favorite Republican fameball, Meghan McCain, is in the "very, very baby stages of some television stuff." Which means, yes, there is definitely going to be a television show featuring the daughter of John McCain. But no reality TV!

A Wisconsin street musician, Brandin "Bongo Jesus" Hochstrasser, flipped out Thursday after a man complained about his "questionable guitar playing." So Bongo Jesus beat him with his guitar, assaulted a college student and wrestled a cop. Then he was tasered.

When his wife didn't cook his eggs right for breakfast, 47-year-old Kentucky resident Stanley Neace got so angry he killed her, his stepdaughter and three neighbors—then shot himself. He was facing eviction for his bad temper. [Daily Mail]

Taylor Swift will break her year-long song silence about Kanye West tonight. 50 cent tweeted some homophobic stuff. John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston: Spotted together! Sunday's Gossip Roundup was invited to many Fashion Week parties but chose not to go.